Emergency Pants

Episode 106: IT’S A KELLY AND JOE SHOW!

• Happy Birthday, Shane!
• Shane went to DC and met some of our awesome listeners
• We got the best email in the world
• Listener and kindred spirit Marshall took Furby pictures
• That fucking What Would You Do TV show
• Kelly recommends The Legend of Neil
• There was a lot of other stuff, but I was laughing too hard and I forgot it.

Download: Episode 106

Episode 105: Hooooooooly SHIT!

• Wait, Wait – Don’t Tell Me is a fun podcast
• Obsessed with Obsessed
• Drunk Link
• Bridget’s internet is cuter than your internet.
• There’s two Shoedini commercials, with Gilbert Gottfried or without Gilbert Gottfried
• Bridget worked for The Swiss Colony once – not the Amana Colonies
• Check out Bad Movie Bingo
• Navy Pier is touristy. Have some fudge!

Download: Episode 105

Episode 104: In which we ALMOST had RJ from A Cup of Fresh Hell as a co-host, but Skype was being a bitch, so alas, not this time. *hangs head* Anyway, we talked about a lot of crap. Mostly farts. Sorry. Here’s a whole bunch of fun videos to make up for it:

• Panda Cheese
• A Slab or Slice or Chunka
• Don’t Drown Your Food
• Ahahahahahahahaha, thingie!
• Farts. Don’t try to hide ‘em.

Download: Episode 104

Episode 103: I dunno.
• Joe sent Shane a pressie! Thanks, Joe!
• Harry Potter
• The Surprised Puppy Face pictures came rolling in!
• Death by pussitivity
• Death by email from Merlin Mann
• Hammocks will steal your lady if you aren’t careful
• Look, a fancy art show featuring Bridget, Jamie, and VSC!
• Bridget met the awesome Sarah Moore from Craft Critique
• Fart training
• We end with a special song for Penny

Download: Episode 103

Episode 102 has negatively effected our lives in the following ways:

• We say air hair lair to Clair and David
• We discuss Shane’s bed
• Shout out to RJ and Chris at Cup of Fresh Hell
• Shae is reading bad books
• Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is awesome
• Bridget and the security guard at work
• Use the Bureau of Communication for all of your apology needs
• Ruby42‘s cross stitch is purchased by Kat Von D and we worry that it might need an intervention

Download: Episode 102

KAT VON D CALL ME!

Episode 101: See my loafers? Former gophers.

• We make bad fashion choices, like Shane’s ball shorts discussed in this episode
• We have high expectations
• We didn’t talk about them, but LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE ANIMALS! I SAID LOOK AT THEM!
• Hey, be a dear and comment and like this video so a friend of ours can win an iPad. Puhlease?
• Today’s cover art is shamelessly pinched from Natalie Dee, who is awesome.
• Bridget’s other podcast, Stitching n Junk, released its 3rd episode today!

Download: Episode 101

Episode 100: Holy crap, it’s episode 100!!!

• Williard Scott is nuts
• Bill Kurtis is awesome!
• James Earl Jones has that voice when he does every day stuff, too, you know.
• Needs to be developed: Emergency Pants drinking game. Additional: Stitching N Junk drinking game. Discuss.
• America’s Next Top Bridget’s Mom is… *drum roll* RJ from Cup of Fresh Hell podcast! YAY!
• Lookin’ at Shane’s head.
• Dreams and the problems they cause
• Father Flanagan – kind of a douche.
• Bridget’s coming out

Download: Episode 100

Episode 99:

• Shane’s got a bed! A new one, we mean.
• We like Cyanide and Happiness!
• The high fructose corn syrup people think we’re stupid. JERKS!
• The Face Trainer is ridiculous. Watch the third video down. TRUST ME. Then, go add a photo of yourself making silly faces to this flickr group! Please?
• Will YOU be America’s Next Top Bridget’s Mom?
• Penny is doing awesome self portraits!

Download: Episode 99

Episode 98: We’re sorry and junk!

Oh my god, you guys! We have guests! KELLY AND JOE! Oh, and their kid. Steve. Sam. Shawn. SETH. ANYWAY. Tonight we discussed:

• Cheese Nips
• Balls
• Poop
• Steak
• Steak
• Small amount of peas
• Air conditioning
• Bridget’s Mom

Download: Episode 98

Episode 97: Oh die schone, oh die schone, oh die schone SCHNITZELBANK!

• Rose sent is this link all about funny signs
• This place makes funky chocolates
• Bascom Hogue is awesome, as is Alissa
• Golden Girls vs. Golden Shower Girls
• We miss you, Grits to Glitz!
• Kung Pow: Enter the Fist and What’s Up, Tiger Lily? are hilarious
• Purple Rose of Cairo turns Bridget into a dumb girl

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Episode 96: In which our heroes have brain slugs! Bridget forgets to recap Tony**’s visit, and Shane forgets he’s recording a podcast!

• Jerry Lewis goat is weird. Fainting goats are awesome.
• Cool art from Trustocorp
• Did we mention PNSexplosion, ever? Just wondering.
• We want to know: what consistently makes you laugh?
• Bridget introduces Steve the Tree
• Don’t banana up my Nilla Wafers!
• Giant 3D Cupcake! Wait, what?

Download: Episode 96

Episode 95: Holy crap! It’s Tara! AKA TheMistressT!

• Thanks to The Fey Driver and RJ & Chris, we’ve gained some listeners and got shout outs from Dragen podcast and That Blue Jeans Guy. Thanks, everybody! And if you’re new here, welcome!
• Bridget and Jamie have a new podcast, Stitching n Junk! Check it out!
• You should listen to How Much Do We Love, especially this episode!
• Better Marriage Blanket? Really?
• This music video is awesome but almost broke Shane’s brain!
• This video described by Tara is far, far less awesome
• Why is Shane stabbing DVD’s with scissors?
• Tara tells us about a new delicacy that totally reminds us of the Ass Cheese Incident

Download: Episode 95

Episode 94: Oh my god, you guys! It’s Ben! No, seriously, here’s the real link.

• Hi to The Fey Driver of Pink Wheelnuts Podcast who gave us something interesting to discuss!
• Hi to RJ and Chris of the podcast A Cup of Fresh Hell Served with a Side of Heaven!
• Kombucha sounds gross. Ew.
• Mother Dough is NOT a band like Shane thought, but maybe it should be.
• Crying guy!
• A Mr X Stitch podcast is coming! Are you ready?
• Did you hear? We have a Facebook page! You can be our fan, if you want. Please? LOVE US!
• Oh, and we still have our awesome flickr group! Check it out if you haven’t!

Download: Episode 94

Episode 93: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

• MST3K 24/7!!!!
• Hey, guys!
• Get in on the EZ Juicer
• Um. There’s more. I’m sure of it!

Download: Episode 93

Episode 92: Um. Yeah. So. We lost like, 45 minutes. But we sucked it up and made the best of it.

• Something Something Church Something
• Allergies provide the perfect cover-up for crying
• Rosie tells us that It’s Alright to Cry.
• Hi Adam!
• Hi Ruby!
• Hi Kelly! We hope that selfish baby gets out of your tummy soon!
• I’m not sure what else. Something about penises? That sounds right.

Download: Episode 92