Episode 29: Emergency Trousers II: Electric Boogaloo
by Bridget on Jan.27, 2009, under podcasts
It’s the second international edition of Emergency Pants! Bridget’s brother from a European mother and Friend of the Show Jamie joins us via the interwebs. Topics covered:
- Jamie’s past life as a wonder boner
- Tonight’s vocabulary word is felching
- Shane has 5 computers!!!
- HR secret codes
- Listener love! Thanks to Cheryl and iTunes 5 star reviewer!
- What if the grab-ass couple were hot?
- Jamie recites some touching urban poetry, reducing Bridget to tears
Check out this Snuggie parody brought to our attention by listener Cheryl!
Review us on iTunes – or not. It’s cool. We don’t want to pressure you, baby. We could just cuddle in our underwear.
Download: Episode 29
Episode 28: Shane Screws the Pooch
by Bridget on Jan.20, 2009, under podcasts
Episode 28 – the episode so nice, we decided to record it TWICE!
Tonight we discuss:
- YogaToes, Easy Curves and Cheers To You – provided by official Emergency Pants Researchers Rachel and Keri.
- Dudes crying.
- Bridget twitters about her day, even if it might get her grounded.
- An update on the grab-ass couple - it’s really them! – especially for Kelley.
- Shane attempts a solo podcast.
Episode 27: Punch Junk Love
by Shane on Jan.14, 2009, under podcasts
Episode 27 features a rare glimpse into the minds of Bridget and Shane, only to come up with one thing: They love farts.
They also cover the following:
- Public Grabass
- Tiddy Bear competitor “Snadge Elephant”
- Reading Twitter in the Bathroom
- Broken Sound Equipment (Pisses Me Off!)
Episode 26: I couldn’t bear to do it.
by Shane on Jan.06, 2009, under podcasts
Welcome to Episode 26, with 50% more Tony! (The picture above is not Tony)
In this episode we discuss:
- The joys of belligerant drunks
- The Transformers (the robots, not the electrical devices or sex acts)
- 80s cartoons
- Teacher rape (or the lack thereof)
- And more!
Also, shout outs to Kelley and Stars and Tartans!
Download NOW: Episode 26
Episode 25: Amazing Commercial Extravaganza 2: Electric Boogaloo
by Shane on Jan.02, 2009, under podcasts
We’re back with a bonus episode this week: The exciting conclusion of the Emergency Pants Amazing Commercial Extravaganza – IN COLOR!
You heard right, folks. For the next 30 seconds ONLY you can get the second part of the Amazing Commercial Extravaganza, two free book lights, a snuggie, 43 ShamWOWs, a Chia Pet, some cheap chinese crap, and a Medi-lert bracelet. All for the low price of $19.95*.
BUT WAIT! This episode also includes: Priceless discussion of male enhancement pills, elderly-people commercials, mainstream sex toys, Chuck Norris fails, more excersize equipment (HOLDS UP TO 240 POUNDS! For the Brits that follow our show, that’s “dollars”), fake TV doctors, and hearing products, and the world’s dirtiest Arby’s commercial.
Download: Episode 25
*Offer will not be honored.
