Monthly Archive: March 2009

Mar
31
2009

Episode 38: Eliza Douche-ku

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Episode 38 of Emergency Pants, in which our heroes share their thoughts on manners with quiet dignity and grace. The best way to disable Shane Bridget’s bathroom horror – continued We say goodbye to some old friends – and by “friends” we mean “people we made fun of on the show” We decide who we …

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Mar
28
2009

Breaking News: Vince Gets Pinched!

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  It’s a special report from the Emergency Pants crew: ShamWow and Slap Chop salesman Vince Shlomi (I KNEW his name wasn’t really Vince Offer!) got himself in some trouble. Thanks to Sid, Rachel, and Chedderfish for bringing this to our attention! Thanks also to The Smoking Gun website for giving us all the gory …

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Mar
24
2009

Episode 37: Randomcast

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Episode 37 of Emergency Pants, where we talk about a lot of stuff. And things. Also, junk. YAY! Rachel is graduating! YAY! Shane discusses his arsenal and is incorrigible – these two topics are not related Bridget and Jamie are made famous when  the Grits to Glitz girls provide a glowing review of MrXStitch! Thanks, …

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Mar
17
2009

Episode 36: Taco! Burrito! What’s that poking out of your speedo?!

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Episode 36 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes, Shane and Bridget, joined by Tony**, master of urban dictionary and knock knock jokes. Rachel McKay, Reluctant Mullet Technician countdown – one week left, bitches! Close encounters with a blue wang Helicopters: super-cool or terrifying bringers of doom? You decide! Marshmallows: same question. Bridget’s fangirl chronicles: King …

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Mar
10
2009

Episode 35: Drake Tungsten and the Fists of Fairly-Angry

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Episode 35 of Emergency Pants is filled with mystery and lessons about life and loss. And fisting. We announce the winner of MrXStitch’s recycled cross stitch! Eeeeeeeee! Bridget was Down With the Sickness Becky Stern and VSC were both featured at MrXStitch and are both super cool. We proclaim our undying love for Ruby42. Also, Clown Jizz amd …

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