Emergency Pants

Episode 38 of Emergency Pants, in which our heroes share their thoughts on manners with quiet dignity and grace.

• The best way to disable Shane
• Bridget’s bathroom horror – continued
• We say goodbye to some old friends – and by “friends” we mean “people we made fun of on the show”
• We decide who we hug, awkward or not
• Rachel’s amazing undertaking

Download: Episode 38

Images courtesy of TheSmokingGun.com and horrible celebrity behavior.

It’s a special report from the Emergency Pants crew: ShamWow and Slap Chop salesman Vince Shlomi (I KNEW his name wasn’t really Vince Offer!) got himself in some trouble. Thanks to Sid, Rachel, and Chedderfish for bringing this to our attention! Thanks also to The Smoking Gun website for giving us all the gory details.

Download this Emergency (Pants) Podcast: ShamWowch!

Episode 37 of Emergency Pants, where we talk about a lot of stuff. And things. Also, junk.

• YAY! Rachel is graduating! YAY!
• Shane discusses his arsenal and is incorrigible – these two topics are not related
• Bridget and Jamie are made famous when  the Grits to Glitz girls provide a glowing review of MrXStitch! Thanks, girls!
• Bathroom hijinks and capers
• This might not have made the recording, but we love VSC and the write-up she did of Bridget!

Download: Episode 37

Episode 36 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes, Shane and Bridget, joined by Tony**, master of urban dictionary and knock knock jokes.

• Rachel McKay, Reluctant Mullet Technician countdown – one week left, bitches!
• Close encounters with a blue wang
• Helicopters: super-cool or terrifying bringers of doom? You decide!
• Marshmallows: same question.
• Bridget’s fangirl chronicles: King Missile

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Download: Episode 36

Episode 35 of Emergency Pants is filled with mystery and lessons about life and loss. And fisting.

• We announce the winner of MrXStitch’s recycled cross stitch! Eeeeeeeee!
• Bridget was Down With the Sickness
• Becky Stern and VSC were both featured at MrXStitch and are both super cool.
• We proclaim our undying love for Ruby42. Also, Clown Jizz amd macaroni art.
• Our podcast pals Amy and Bay at Grits to Glitz are having a limerick contest – check it out!
• Run-ins with the law, kinda
• Rachel McKay – the Reluctant Mullet Technician no more!  count down!
• Shane gets some unwelcome, creepy attention. Now he knows what it feels like! Am I right, ladies? Am I right?

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Download: Episode 35

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Episode 34 of Emergency Pants features the story of a brutal attack purportrated by poultry on a powerless prepubescent. Also: alliteration.

• Worlds collide! Shane and Bridget bond over idiocy they deal with on a daily basis
• Worlds collide AGAIN! Bridget’s other internet home, Mr X Stitch is having a contest – and next week we get to announce the winner. Cool, huh? Visit the site and comment on a post to get in on the contesty goodness!
• Bridget has a flashback to horrific experiences as a child on a farm thanks to the picture that serves as our cover art this week – taken by Friend of the Show and chicken lover, Jamie.
• This video makes Shane laugh! It makes Bridget laugh, then feel bad about herself, then laugh again!
• Bridget has a close encounter with “short end of the stick” guy
• Shane has the IT Guy blues

This show is dedicated to Wendy, Rose, and Simone de Beauvoir – as long as they keep their distance. About 4,000 miles, give or take.

**Note: the Kari discussed in this episode is not Friend of the Show Keri, but another Kari. Keri is not Kari, nor is Kari Keri. And Keri, you are awesome. Hi, Keri!

Also, special thanks to our hosting provider MediaTemple.

Download: Episode 34