Episode 38: Eliza Douche-ku

doucheEpisode 38 of Emergency Pants, in which our heroes share their thoughts on manners with quiet dignity and grace.

  • The best way to disable Shane
  • Bridget’s bathroom horror – continued
  • We say goodbye to some old friends – and by “friends” we mean “people we made fun of on the show”
  • We decide who we hug, awkward or not
  • Rachel’s amazing undertaking

Download: Episode 38

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  1. Bay says:

    See, I can’t think about Eliza Dushku without thinking about how Kevin Smith nicknamed her Duckshoot. Either way, it’s just not palatable.

    1. Shane says:

      Hahaha! Duckshoot ftw!

  2. Nessa says:

    So today at work this tiny lady, like 5 feet tall and 80 pounds walks into the bathroom and when she sat on the toliet let out the biggest fart I have ever heard. I had to put my hand on the wall because I almost fell from trying not to laugh.

  3. Jamie says:

    Will I be excommunicated from the EP family if I confess to having a crush on Eliza Dushku.

    Even though she has a bloody stupid name.

  4. Bridget says:

    Yeah, Jamie, I already knew that. Somehow, along with becoming the keeper of the vagina slang for Shane, I am also the keeper of your crushes. On a side note, I find your taste in women deeply disappointing, but understandable. I blame society.


  5. Bridget says:

    Excluding the lovely Alissa, of course. :)

  6. Tara says:

    Well, I admit I had to look up this Eliza Dushku person because I had no idea who y’all were going on about in the podcast. I was hoping she was some kind of conservative pundit-type that my lack of TV saved me from, but when I read Jamie had a crush on her I figured I should look it up, just to be sure. Of course, he has a crush on HER! The end result of my short quest is that I’m disappointed she’s just some actress. Siiiiiigh. Oh, well.

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