Emergency Pants

Episode 43 of Emergency Pants – a triumph of the human spirit!

• Beef stands are killing Chicago
• Bridget dicusses Tony’s visit in vivid and brutal detail – including a visit with the lovely and talented Patrick from PNSexplosion!
• Shane wants rats. Wait, what? Really? Okay!
• Lesbian porn embroidery caused a hub-bub over at Mr X Stitch and inspired NSFW Saturday!
• Sexy People! Go there! NOW! I mean, really! Look at THIS! And THIS!
• Amy and Bay from Grits to Glitz have a new blog called Not for a Million! Go there!
• Bridget finally shares the horror that is Yellowjacket. Sorry.
• Snarkypants is our new listener/stalker and is very funny!
• More bathroom shenanigans

Download: Episode 43

Epsiode 42 of Emergency Pants is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. And junk.

• Bridget is expendable! *sad trombone*
• Shane shares his experience being laid. Off.
• Bridget’s Lifetime Movie title: I Decide Who I Hug: Bridget’s Story
• Shane has great love and affection for old electronics. Weird!
• Bridget is an unwilling part in the greatest telemarketing training class scam in history
• Pitfall II, Shining Force, Ballz, and Toejam and Earl
• Why Bridget would never succeed as a sex line worker
• Hurrah for Sennheiser!
• Hurrah for Stars and Tartan saying strokeface, which Bridget can’t stop laughing at!

Download: What Is Six Times Seven?

Episode 41 of Emergency Pants has us loving LOTS of things.

• How much do we love How Much Do We Love? So. Much.
• Green Porno is sublime
• Rose sends us goodies and is awesome
• Tara took and sent us the Ultimate Wacky Neighbor video
• Needle felting is fun! Get a kit from Tobiah Mundt today!
• How to Live with a Huge Penis and Little Donny
• Shane is bringing pussy back
• Bridget is forced to clarify her position on cock and balls

Download: Episode 41

Episode 40 of Emergency Pants contains 50% more Tony**!

• A new razor commercial makes Shane feel all funny downstairs
• Women in panties provide distraction
• We love learning new things
• Bridget needs more girlfriends/has too many guy friends
• We’re all too approachable

Download: Episode 40

Epsiode 39 of Emergency Pants features our dear friend Tony** sharing a heart-wrenching tale of Chronic Poo-plosion situation, or CPS – one of our nation’s noisest and smelliest killers.

• Tony** shares stories from his family’s visit
• We discuss our newest fan, Rosemoo, whose lovely drawing is the cover art of this episode
• Friend of the Show Tara points us in the direction of this awesome home-made snuggie
• We started a flickr group to store these and other cool images – check it out!
• We politely say “No, thank you,” to snoring and sneezing

Download: Episode 39