Episode 39: Chronic Poo-plosion Situation
by Bridget on Apr.07, 2009, under podcasts

Epsiode 39 of Emergency Pants features our dear friend Tony** sharing a heart-wrenching tale of Chronic Poo-plosion situation, or CPS – one of our nation’s noisest and smelliest killers.
- Tony** shares stories from his family’s visit
- We discuss our newest fan, Rosemoo, whose lovely drawing is the cover art of this episode
- Friend of the Show Tara points us in the direction of this awesome home-made snuggie
- We started a flickr group to store these and other cool images – check it out!
- We politely say “No, thank you,” to snoring and sneezing
Download: Episode 39
April 8th, 2009 on 12:45 pm
Hey guys! I remembered to download AND to listen! Take that! I was just settling in to add a naughty picture to your flickr group when I heard Bridget mention my name in the podcast. Whoa. Tens of people have now heard my name in association with a Snuggie! Thank you for pronouncing it correctly. Thanks also for the mention/link above which I just noticed. Finally some Tara web content that’s not nudity!
April 8th, 2009 on 6:38 pm
To quote Shane, “I’m so excited I might pee myself.” Or whatever he said that time with the stuff…
April 8th, 2009 on 8:43 pm
Tara, we’ve discussed this. You control your web content. The world is ready for you to put your clothes back on when you decide it’s time to do so. Start small – get into a snuggie.
Rose: Shane TOTALLY said that when he met TV’s Frank at the 1995 MST3K Conventio-con-expo-fest-a-rama.
AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND, SHANE!
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7094/1994-MST3K-Conventioconexpofestarama-Program-Book
April 8th, 2009 on 9:40 pm
Sure, I know that NOW! Besides there ain’t nothing small about the snuggie. I get kind of claustrophobic just thinking about that thing (even if the back is open).
April 8th, 2009 on 10:21 pm
Ok, I’ll go ahead & say that I’m one of those people that sneezes absurdly load. I. can’t. stop. Believe me, it scares the shit outta most people BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!
April 9th, 2009 on 11:15 am
My high school biology teacher had the craziest sneeze I’ve ever heard; it was so crazy that if I demonstrate it for strangers, they think I made it up. She would say “choo,” and then she would give a high-pitched meow like a kitten up in her nose. So it went, “Choo, MEW! Choo, MEW!” I swear I am not making it up. I have always wanted to use it onstage. But again, it wouldn’t be believed.
Other than her eccentric sneeze, she was a lovely person.
And I snore, so I won’t be spending the night with any of y’all! So there! Don’t invite me to your pajama parties; I’m taking my fluffy feather pillow to some scantily clad fete where snoring is embraced!
April 9th, 2009 on 2:44 pm
Oh dear, Bay, now Shane’s going to be focused on girly pajama parties for WEEKS.
My husband Jim has a snore that you would not believe. It works out, though, because while he can sleep through ANYTHING – loud parties, neighbors arguing, thunderstorms, earthquakes – all I have to do is say “stop snoring” and he instantly wakes up and rolls over. And starts snoring again in 20 minutes.
April 9th, 2009 on 2:45 pm
Oh, and Rach: I’m ok with you sneezing loud, cuz you’re cool and all.