Emergency Pants

Episode 48 deals with obsession, our awesome listeners, at-risk youth, and meatloaf. Lots and lots of meatloaf. Ok, not really that much meatloaf.

• Shane is the meatloaf king
• Panko!
• LOL-less update
• Shane growls for Bay and we say hi to Jodi and Rose
• Bridget and Shane were at-risk youth
• Tiptoes. It’s real. Check it out. Tell us what you think.
• Shane is obsessed with Obsessed.

Download: Episode Fo’ty-Eight

Episode 47 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes picking up the pieces after and angry confrontation. Or not. Probably not.

• Bridget is snotty. Snooty? Snotty.
• We’re funny!
• Awkward Family Photos – thanks Liz!
• Shane has an awesome thing happen
• Bridget’s Mom is stalking Friend of the Show Jamie – except we actually tell the story this time
• Midwestern greeting cards
• Bridget’s not so excellent transit adventure
• Tighten Up! We’re gonna make it mellow for you by telling you to go watch this video.

Download: Episode 47

Episode 46, in which Shane and Bridget are recording in the same room! Bridget ran away from home and THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE OMAHA! Also – the mystery episode! What conversations were actually recorded? Hard to say. Here’s what we might have talked about:

• Toilet paper
• The most unintentionally hilarious thing Jim has ever said
• Bridget visits with high school Laura, her witty husband DJ.
• Buttercup and Dumpling are adorable birdies and also objects of torture
• Grits to Glitz. We just love em!
• Bridget’s Mom is stalking Friend of the Show Jamie. Sorry, Jamie!
• Shane gets an awesome present (cover art, anyone?) created by the lovely and talented (and durty, durty girl) Ruby42!

From Shane: This episode features some pretty embarassing audio glitches due to the way we recorded the podcast (with both of us in the same room).  That’s also why it’s late going up!  Thanks for being so patient!

Download: Episode 46

Due to extreme technical difficulties related to connecting two goddamned microphones to one motherfucking Windows computer, Episode 46 will be posted Wednesday evening.

Episode 45 of Emergency Pants is filled, stuffed, and packed with all kinds of crazy crap. Then we tamped it down and added more.

• The unwashed man leaves nothing behind but the rank smell of balls 
• Our listeners rock, including Rachel, who took this picture, Penny, who sent Crying While Eating, and Kelley, who sent Cat Ladies and Laser Portraits.
• Bridget’s former bathroom nemesis is given a moniker – the Shameless Shitter.
• We are going LOL-less. Join us if you’re willing, call us out if we stray. We can DO this, people!
• Bitches get served in meetings and we revel in schadenfreude
• Bridget sings the “I told you so” song
• Effingboring gets stitchy!

Download: Episode 45

Episode 44 of Emergency Pants is an Emergency Trousers edition! Bridget and Shane are joined by Friend of the Show Jamie: Bridget’s brother from a European mother, bad mother fucker, and former wonderboner.

• Sausages! Yum!
• Jamie makes some interesting fashion choices.
• We suck at compliments, part three.
• Getting angry at hairstyles.
• Special greetings from Jamie for some of our listeners – Eeeeeeee!
• Bad news: no new You Look Nice Today. Good news: Merlin Mann supplied awkward boners – hurrah!
• Mr X Stitch adds a new post – NSFW Saturdays!
• My First Dictionary – go there. Seriously.
• Bridget recounts the “box incident.” And no, not that kind of box, Shane. *sigh* See some of the crap that was in the box here and the itemized list of the crap here.

Download: Episode 44