Emergency Pants

Episode 53: Deal with it!

• Thanks to Sutrannu for sending the BBQ States Song, making some cool art and generally being awesome
• Johnny Murder did it AGAIN! This time in panties! Go watch Close Your Robe!
• Jamie provided these links which are hilarious
• Nimbuzz is having an emoticon contest, which got us thinking about what emoticons we could use. How about you?
• What gives, celebrities? We will miss Billy Mays the most, partially because of this video
• Welcome to the world, Tyra Banks, Miss J, Jay Manuel, and (my favorite) Janice Chickenson
• Hi to Jacinta and Alissa!

Don’t forget to leave us a voicemail on Skype – emergency-pants.net – or email us an mp3 with your favorite moment of the podcast so far for our big anniversary show! Or, if you’d rather, just send us an email at emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com. Heck, you could even just leave a comment letting us know! We’re easy!

Download: Episode 53

Episode 52, in which Bridget breaks down over the lack of response from the listeners and Shane asks you to just *look* at what you did!

• Shane needs a badass nickname, preferable one that will make a badass acronym
• Sutrannu made Shane – with spikes!
• Johnny Murder wrote a song about Ghost Sex that is awesome
• We love Keyboard Cat! Especially when he accompanies Hall and Oates or Usher!
• Food Network’s foul temptress, Giada De Laurentiis; also the Neelys are totally gonna do it on TV!
• Bridget apologizes to frogs
• Mimi made this and made Bridget cry (in a good way)
• Rachel and Will sent Bridget a care package filled with Pain and this awesome stitch – thanks guys!
• One more time – Pain. Go listen to them. We LOVE THEM. We’re playing Antidote for you in the podcast. You are welcome.
• Excuses are hilarious
• Ah, sweet Rose. You know what you did. Thanks!
• Blog love for Bridget!

Don’t forget – we’re planning an awesome anniversary show and we want to hear from YOU! Call Emergency-pants.net on Skype and leave a message or email us at emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com. Tell us your favorite story or moment of the podcast so far. Then we’ll play/read it during the super awesome one year anniversary extravaganza!

Download: Episode 52

Enjoy episode 51, complete with Special Gift and Happy Ending!

• Listener Love! Greetings to Rachel and Shaebay; thanks to Cheryl who sent us a link about the Comfort Wipe and Penny, who sent Bridget the VERY special gift of Ferrari Guy, and Bridget finally remembers to say hi to Victor, listener and maker of Mr. Honeymelon! Also, Monsterosity made Whitefire Cherryblossom and lil Shane & lil Jamie!
• Jamie is famous!
• Shane admits that he could find a use for birdhouse and Bridget gloats
• Crazy cat lady is skilled at bringing the conversation around to cats
• Shane has an odd conversation about this poster
• Ladies – Shane is willing to fund the second class listed here!***
• We get a message from Amy and Bay that makes the boys feel funny

We’re planning an awesome anniversary show and we want to hear from YOU! Call Emergency-pants.net on Skype and leave a message or email us a mp3 at emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com and tell us your favorite story or moment of the podcast so far. Then we’ll play it during the super awesome one year anniversary extravaganza!

We’ve got an archives page now! Lookit!

Download: Episode 51

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Episode 50 of Emergency Pants is dedicated to stuff we love: our listeners, weird links, and the Internet.

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KERI!
• Shane is giddy over his new job
• We get links to someone falling in a hilarious fashion from Julie, Drunk History from Penny, and Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid? from Liz. Thanks, ladies!
• Jodi loves us! A lot! Go read about it here!
• Rose loves us, too! Lookie here!
• An artist that Bridget loves loves Bridget back! Eeeeeee!
• Ben made some Midwestern Greeting Cards , which we love. Thanks, Ben!
• We discuss why we love the internet. Bridget is nerdy enough to have a flickr tag dedicated to it!
• Shane admits he needs the Birdhouse iPhone application!

Download: Episode 50!

 Episode 49. It just IS.

• Bridget can’t get enough of Nerd Boyfriend
• Mmmmmm, balls!
• Watching people gardening and writing to Congress on Salvia is freaking hilarious
• Rose made Midwestern Greeting Cards a reality. We love you, Rose!
• We continue the discussion of the heartbreak of Hyperhidrosis of the Groin
• Hi Tara, Rachel and Will, Laura, and Jamie on the train!
• Julie: new listener and tweet stitcher
• Tony sent this awesome video
• Shaebay stitched Goatse. Don’t know what it is? Read about it here to decide if you want to follow this link!

Download: Episode 49!