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Sep
08
2009

Episode 64: The Foundation for Puppy Awareness

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Episode 64 – We talked about stuff, figured out that Shane wasn’t recording, and then we talked about stuff again.

  • PUPPY!
  • Hey, British? What’s your deal? What the hell is a stone? And what does going pear shaped mean?
  • Bridget begs Laura for forgiveness for not mentioning that she sent the porn candy wrapper link last week. Laura also pointed out People of Walmart before the rest of the internet descended upon it!
  • Bridget: cock enthusiast. Jamie: not so much. But if you don’t pay attention to the byline at Mr X Stitch, it might seem that way!
  • The longest, most ridiculous cock bit in Emergency Pants history
  • LegendaryTigerHero provided tonight’s cover art, which is awesome.
  • You know who else has an etsy store? MrXStitch.

Download: Episode 64

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7 comments

  1. Tara says:

    For the penis house door? Swinging. All he has to do is poke it and it opens… from either side. Totally fits his skill set.

  2. Surtannu says:

    Amendies, for your enjoyment.
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/sutrannu/tags/amendies/

    RE: My frequent visits to beefranck.tumblr.com
    I only checked your tumblr a few times! Srsly. Facebook notifies me every time my college roommate changes his profile photo. Why can tumblr have a style-in-flux update?

    OK. What about eatfarts.com? Friggin’ brilliant.

    Favorite Quotes of the episode:
    “I don’t want to, necessarily, call it an addiction.”

    RE: Cocks, Walking Cocks, and Cock Movers
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097839/plotsummary

    P.S.: My wife’s name is pronounced with a long E.

  3. Bridget says:

    Right out of the park as usual, Ben! I promise to pronounce Meeeeeeeeeegan’s name right next time. Also, that imdb link is DISTURBING.

    Also: you get to taunt me for changing my tumblr set up an inordinate amount of times, I get to taunt you for noticing. That’s how it works. Ask the rest of the IT Guys. :)

  4. Surtannu says:

    If I were 15 years younger and surrounded by by college friends to whom every experience, movie, quip, date, etc. was either the greatest or worst _ever_, I would say that Marquis is a _MUST SEE_. I’ve learned to express my restraint. It is not for casual viewing, but, if you have a tolerance for french subtitles, talking penises, and political commentary, it’s worth a try.

  5. Surtannu says:

    Oh, and puppets. They’re all puppets. That freaks some people out.

  6. Bridget says:

    Having read the description, it sounds a bit too rapey for my taste. It’s a shame, a talking penis sounds hilarious!

  7. Bridget says:

    Tara – something has been bothering me about your suggestion all week. If faced with that kind of door, don’t you think it would just kind of push it’s way almost all the way in, then back out, and then just continue like that? It would probably do that all day. Until it started to chafe, anyway.

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