Emergency Pants

Episode 90: OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!!! TONY! EeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeee!!!!

• Hi Keri! Thanks for telling us about this name generator!
• What makes you poop?
• Three Minute Legs is a ridiculous piece of work-out equipment even though it SHOULD be the name of a gangster or a convenience food
• This Golden Girls spoof looks like fun!

Download: Episode THE NINETIETH!

Episode 89: Sorry if we sound tired. We were playing basketball until like, 2 in the morning!

• Cat Talk!
• Ben Folds serenades people on chatroulette in front of a live audience and we think he may have done it before.
• Sassy Gay Friend tells it like it is in Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet! “Ophelia, he stabbed your Dad through a curtain.”
• Shane is concerned about this cat.
• Today’s cover art is from the lovely and talented Natalie Dee.

Download: Episode 89

Due to an increase in comment spam (which you probably haven’t seen because Bridget and I try to delete it as soon as possible), we’re turning back on the switch that says you have to be a registered user of Emergency Pants to comment on posts.

I’m sorry, Keri Roberts, but you have to register now.

Episode 88: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Kelly & Joe! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

• Joe is like catnip for old ladies and Sanitation Technicians
• Kelly discusses her baby hotel
• The Cafeteria Files
• Funny SNL commercials!
• Hi, yhf!
• Lots of other stuff, I dunno, I can’t remember everything, I’M SORRY! *sob*

Download: Episode 88

Episode 87: Good for what ails you!

• Bridget is slightly less of a hermit thanks to the wonderful Joe & Kelly!
• This Onion article kicked our asses
• This list of the 90 types of bitches is incomplete. Help us finish it, and add to it!
• Shane has started a new tumblr for aborted tumblr, twitter and facebook posts. Check it out or submit one yourself here!
• Bridget’s Dad makes a suggestion
• We love the unexplained! OoooooOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooh!
• Tara sent Bridget this awesome present for no good reason! What the heck? (thanks, Tara. ^_^ )

Download: Episode 87

Episode 86 is an Emergency Trousers episode as we have Jamie joining us from across the pond! And junk!

• Penny and Johnny take on chat roulette in their awesome new tumblr – also, thanks to Penny for Coke Talk!
• One of the fellows behind Look Around You is behind the Time Waster podcast – so good!
• Rose made an awesome awesome monkey video – check it out!
• Go play Sushi Cat. Like, right now.
• LOOK AT THIS SHIRT. LOOK AT IT!
• Hi to The Fey Driver!
• Thanks to Amy and Bay from Grits to Glitz for thinking of us while on vacation and for providing today’s cover art!

Download: Episode 86