Monthly Archive: March 2010

Mar
30
2010

Episode 90: Comes in Two Boxes

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Episode 90: OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!!! TONY! EeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeee!!!! Hi Keri! Thanks for telling us about this name generator! What makes you poop? Three Minute Legs is a ridiculous piece of work-out equipment even though it SHOULD be the name of a gangster or a convenience food This Golden Girls spoof looks like fun! Download: …

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Mar
23
2010

Episode 89: Pubes.

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Episode 89: Sorry if we sound tired. We were playing basketball until like, 2 in the morning! Cat Talk! Ben Folds serenades people on chatroulette in front of a live audience and we think he may have done it before. Sassy Gay Friend tells it like it is in Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet! “Ophelia, …

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Mar
18
2010

I Hate To Be a Dick Here But You Have To Register To Comment Now

Due to an increase in comment spam (which you probably haven’t seen because Bridget and I try to delete it as soon as possible), we’re turning back on the switch that says you have to be a registered user of Emergency Pants to comment on posts. I’m sorry, Keri Roberts, but you have to register …

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Mar
16
2010

Episode 88: Sweater Ferrets!

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Episode 88: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Kelly & Joe! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Joe is like catnip for old ladies and Sanitation Technicians Kelly discusses her baby hotel The Cafeteria Files Funny SNL commercials! Hi, yhf! Lots of other stuff, I dunno, I can’t remember everything, I’M SORRY! *sob* Download: Episode 88

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Mar
09
2010

Episode 87: Dong Bath

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Episode 87: Good for what ails you! Bridget is slightly less of a hermit thanks to the wonderful Joe & Kelly! This Onion article kicked our asses This list of the 90 types of bitches is incomplete. Help us finish it, and add to it! Shane has started a new tumblr for aborted tumblr, twitter …

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