Episode 171: A Schticky Boom-Boom Down

Episode 171: Viva Pantalones!

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  1. Randi says:

    “for when your pussy sheds”

  2. Lyndzi says:

    A girl in my burlesque troupe wanted to buy one of those c-strings to bedazzle and wear on stage under her tear-away panties. Example (sort of safe for work :P) here: http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7031/6433398541_70391e0af0_z.jpg

    We call them merkins (they don’t have to have any hair on them like traditional ones). They usually do not stay in place just by putting them there though, you have to glue, tape, or adhere that sucker on there good. A run away tassel is one thing, and it happens to the best of us, but a flash of a cooter is a good way to get kicked out of a venue.

    1. Shane says:

      Dear god… i love everything about this post.

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