Emergency Pants

Due to extreme technical difficulties related to connecting two goddamned microphones to one motherfucking Windows computer, Episode 46 will be posted Wednesday evening.

Hi, fans!

I’ve added a forums section to the website.  I know following discussions in the comments section is kind of a pain in the ass.

Simply go to http://emergency-pants.net/forums or use the Emergency Pants Forums link under “Contact Us” to get over there!

Episode 27 features a rare glimpse into the minds of Bridget and Shane, only to come up with one thing:  They love farts.

They also cover the following: 

• Public Grabass
• Tiddy Bear competitor “Snadge Elephant”
• Reading Twitter in the Bathroom
• Broken Sound Equipment (Pisses Me Off!)

Welcome to Episode 26, with 50% more Tony! (The picture above is not Tony)

In this episode we discuss:

• The joys of belligerant drunks
• The Transformers (the robots, not the electrical devices or sex acts)
• 80s cartoons
• Teacher rape (or the lack thereof)
• And more!

Also, shout outs to Kelley and Stars and Tartans!

Download NOW: Episode 26

We’re back with a bonus episode this week:  The exciting conclusion of the Emergency Pants Amazing Commercial Extravaganza – IN COLOR!  

You heard right, folks.  For the next 30 seconds ONLY you can get the second part of the Amazing Commercial Extravaganza, two free book lights, a snuggie, 43 ShamWOWs, a Chia Pet, some cheap chinese crap, and a Medi-lert bracelet.  All for the low price of $19.95*.

BUT WAIT!  This episode also includes: Priceless discussion of male enhancement pills, elderly-people commercials, mainstream sex toys, Chuck Norris fails, more excersize equipment (HOLDS UP TO 240 POUNDS!  For the Brits that follow our show, that’s “dollars”), fake TV doctors, and hearing products, and the world’s dirtiest Arby’s commercial.

Download: Episode 25

*Offer will not be honored.