Emergency Pants

Hey there all you beautiful people out there in podcast land! Sadly, there will be no Pants tonight, as poor Shane has the dreaded lurgy. I know, right? Send him some love, snuggies, chicken soup, and Vicks Vapo-Rub! Also, it might help if you don’t wear pants for the rest of the day today and possibly tomorrow, just to show your support. Solidarity and junk, know what I mean?

Depending on how Mr. Tungsten is doing, we might try to record later this week. If not, we both want to say Happy Holidays, and we hope each and every one of you gets your stocking STUFFED.

Oh, and here’s a funny video that Amy sent us!

Oh, and if you have an iPhone, download Words With Friends and come and play with us!

Well, hey there! You’re looking really good! Have you been working out? No really, I mean it! And you smell FANTASTIC.

Sooooo, there’s no new show tonight because Shane is a rambling man. He’s out wandering from town to town, making friends, finding love, and solving mysteries – and maybe, just maybe, learning a little about himself along the way.

We hope to be able to record on Thursday, so look for  a new episode later this week. Until then, stay awesome! *smooches*

Due to extreme technical difficulties related to connecting two goddamned microphones to one motherfucking Windows computer, Episode 46 will be posted Wednesday evening.

Epsiode 42 of Emergency Pants is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. And junk.

• Bridget is expendable! *sad trombone*
• Shane shares his experience being laid. Off.
• Bridget’s Lifetime Movie title: I Decide Who I Hug: Bridget’s Story
• Shane has great love and affection for old electronics. Weird!
• Bridget is an unwilling part in the greatest telemarketing training class scam in history
• Pitfall II, Shining Force, Ballz, and Toejam and Earl
• Why Bridget would never succeed as a sex line worker
• Hurrah for Sennheiser!
• Hurrah for Stars and Tartan saying strokeface, which Bridget can’t stop laughing at!

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Hey everybody! Bridget here. I just wanted to make sure to let you all know that Jamie – friend of the show, occasional co-host, and my brother from a European mother – is having a contest at his blog this week. Just head on over to MrXStitch and comment on any one of the fabulous “Cutting and Stitching Edge” posts over the next week, starting today.  The winner of the contest will receive the recycled cross stitch you see above. See the story of how Jamie took an antique stitch and awesomed it up here. The winner will be chosen the weekend of the 7th of March and be announced by your beloved Emergency Pantsers during the March 10th episode of the podcast! How cool is that? Answer: very, very cool.

Now, since this is my podcast and therefore my space, I feel like I can finally get this off my chest. I didn’t want to say this at Jamie’s blog or on his flickr because it would have lacked class. I’m so pissed someone else is getting this stitch! As soon as I saw it completed I started making plans to find a way to manipulate things until it was residing in my home! And now, just because I’m “staff” I’m ineligible! PAH!

Anyway. Take advantage of this, people! And if you win, send it to me! *wink*