Tag Archive: onanism

Jan
19
2010

Episode 81: Fartibartfast

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Episode 81: But I digress. Ben, as Bay would say, is full of win. Witness this here and here. We actually like the “Too Light, Too Heavy” commercials – especially this one! Omaha is going to be under a lot of ice! It’ll look like this. Hello to Cheryl and The Fey Driver! The Fey …

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Oct
20
2009

Episode 70: Stuff. And Things. Also, Junk.

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Episode 70: You know. That one. With the thingie. And stuff. You KNOW. Shane has trombone legs after a strenuous workout at the gym. DAMN YOU, LINDSEY! *shakes fist at sky* Send us stuff with You Send It! Or don’t. It’s cool. We don’t want to pressure you, baby. Yay for DJ Yoda! Especially this! …

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Oct
13
2009

Episode 69: Ga-ross!

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Episode 69: Tonight’s episode was recorded at Schropshire Lodge, Near Wallingham, Blethington, West Hamptishiretinfinlinton, just past the three bagpipers, Scotland. Doctor’s waiting rooms often lead to hilarity Shane got a shake weight! I wouldn’t say no to a crepe, but what I REALLY need is a spanking. The Consumerist is required reading Jim is shirtless …

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Sep
29
2009

Episode 67: Jury Doodie

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Episode 67: You like that, huh? Bridget is fulfilling her responsibility as an American citizen by participating in the judicial process. And junk. We love God Hates Protesters Bridget loves Christopher Uminga. Shane is frightened. Have you ever had a shameful nerd argument? Tell us about it! Never put spoons in your lungs. What are …

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Aug
04
2009

Episode 59: Pants Party

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Episode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys. Jamie made today’s cover art! Thanks Jamie! Unrelated: visit Photoshop Disasters Holy crap there is a Snuggie for dogs Moo and oink – just …

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