Emergency Pants

Episode 35 of Emergency Pants is filled with mystery and lessons about life and loss. And fisting.

• We announce the winner of MrXStitch’s recycled cross stitch! Eeeeeeeee!
• Bridget was Down With the Sickness
• Becky Stern and VSC were both featured at MrXStitch and are both super cool.
• We proclaim our undying love for Ruby42. Also, Clown Jizz amd macaroni art.
• Our podcast pals Amy and Bay at Grits to Glitz are having a limerick contest – check it out!
• Run-ins with the law, kinda
• Rachel McKay – the Reluctant Mullet Technician no more!  count down!
• Shane gets some unwelcome, creepy attention. Now he knows what it feels like! Am I right, ladies? Am I right?

We now have a forum! Discuss episode 35 here.

Download: Episode 35

Hey everybody! Bridget here. I just wanted to make sure to let you all know that Jamie – friend of the show, occasional co-host, and my brother from a European mother – is having a contest at his blog this week. Just head on over to MrXStitch and comment on any one of the fabulous “Cutting and Stitching Edge” posts over the next week, starting today.  The winner of the contest will receive the recycled cross stitch you see above. See the story of how Jamie took an antique stitch and awesomed it up here. The winner will be chosen the weekend of the 7th of March and be announced by your beloved Emergency Pantsers during the March 10th episode of the podcast! How cool is that? Answer: very, very cool.

Now, since this is my podcast and therefore my space, I feel like I can finally get this off my chest. I didn’t want to say this at Jamie’s blog or on his flickr because it would have lacked class. I’m so pissed someone else is getting this stitch! As soon as I saw it completed I started making plans to find a way to manipulate things until it was residing in my home! And now, just because I’m “staff” I’m ineligible! PAH!

Anyway. Take advantage of this, people! And if you win, send it to me! *wink*

It’s Episode 30 of Emergency Pants – it’s a little long, but we heard you like it that way.

• Shane represents at the Omaha Tweetup!
• Snarky Cards!
• Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals!
• Pat McCurdy is awesome!
• The funniest text message Bridget ever received!
• Shane and Bridget are censored!
• Even yet still more listener love – thanks for the reviews and comments!
• Excessive use of exclamation points!
• Jamie sums Bridget up in his blog!
• The big, bulging, veiny euphemism contest!

That’s right, we’re having a contest, people. Send us your favorite euphemisms. Multiple entries are welcome, and, in fact, encouraged (seriously, they’re not a myth.) You can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail.com, leave us a voicemail on Skype – emergency-pants.net – or leave a comment on the site to participate.  A winner will be selected and Bridget will design a stitch based on the winning phrase – and hey, if the winner wants it, we’ll even send it to them! Or not. We don’t want things to be weird between us. We’ll move as slow as you want us to, baby.

Like the show? Let us know! Leave us a review on iTunes or comment on our site! We think that kind of thing is super cool – like you.

Download: Episode 30