Emergency Pants

Episode 76: Tony! Toni! Tone!

• MST3K is on hulu!
• Hoarders. Also: Poop.
• Tony has an awkward moment that is made better through sharing with us. Awwww!
• Listeners Penny Nickels and Johnny Murder are in this video!
• Joe is cross stitching us pressies, is he still a tough guy? Yes. Yes he is.
• Bridget gets another lovely mention on PNSexplosion AND Noah says she’s cool!
• This cat likes peanut butter
• Ask Shane anything
• Game time! Twitter Mad Lib!
• What the kids today think of Santa

Download: Episode 76

Episode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys.

• Jamie made today’s cover art! Thanks Jamie! Unrelated: visit Photoshop Disasters
• Holy crap there is a Snuggie for dogs
• Moo and oink – just watch.
• We love Emails from Crazy People and Things That Look Like Cock N Balls
• Tony and Shane are obsessed with Obsessed
• Tony makes a friend at the gym
• One man one jar – DON’T LOOK FOR IT!
• Both Bridget’s brothers listen to the podcast. Hi Rob and Jim! Don’t tell Mom!

Download: Episode 59

Episode 43 of Emergency Pants – a triumph of the human spirit!

• Beef stands are killing Chicago
• Bridget dicusses Tony’s visit in vivid and brutal detail – including a visit with the lovely and talented Patrick from PNSexplosion!
• Shane wants rats. Wait, what? Really? Okay!
• Lesbian porn embroidery caused a hub-bub over at Mr X Stitch and inspired NSFW Saturday!
• Sexy People! Go there! NOW! I mean, really! Look at THIS! And THIS!
• Amy and Bay from Grits to Glitz have a new blog called Not for a Million! Go there!
• Bridget finally shares the horror that is Yellowjacket. Sorry.
• Snarkypants is our new listener/stalker and is very funny!
• More bathroom shenanigans

Download: Episode 43

Episode 40 of Emergency Pants contains 50% more Tony**!

• A new razor commercial makes Shane feel all funny downstairs
• Women in panties provide distraction
• We love learning new things
• Bridget needs more girlfriends/has too many guy friends
• We’re all too approachable

Download: Episode 40

Epsiode 39 of Emergency Pants features our dear friend Tony** sharing a heart-wrenching tale of Chronic Poo-plosion situation, or CPS – one of our nation’s noisest and smelliest killers.

• Tony** shares stories from his family’s visit
• We discuss our newest fan, Rosemoo, whose lovely drawing is the cover art of this episode
• Friend of the Show Tara points us in the direction of this awesome home-made snuggie
• We started a flickr group to store these and other cool images – check it out!
• We politely say “No, thank you,” to snoring and sneezing

Download: Episode 39