Episode 86: Baby Dwarf Sea Loggers in Love
by Bridget on Mar.02, 2010, under podcasts
Episode 86 is an Emergency Trousers episode as we have Jamie joining us from across the pond! And junk!
- Penny and Johnny take on chat roulette in their awesome new tumblr – also, thanks to Penny for Coke Talk!
- One of the fellows behind Look Around You is behind the Time Waster podcast – so good!
- Rose made an awesome awesome monkey video – check it out!
- Go play Sushi Cat. Like, right now.
- LOOK AT THIS SHIRT. LOOK AT IT!
- Hi to The Fey Driver!
- Thanks to Amy and Bay from Grits to Glitz for thinking of us while on vacation and for providing today’s cover art!
Download: Episode 86
Episode 59: Pants Party
by Bridget on Aug.04, 2009, under podcasts

Episode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys.
- Jamie made today’s cover art! Thanks Jamie! Unrelated: visit Photoshop Disasters
- Holy crap there is a Snuggie for dogs
- Moo and oink – just watch.
- We love Emails from Crazy People and Things That Look Like Cock N Balls
- Tony and Shane are obsessed with Obsessed
- Tony makes a friend at the gym
- One man one jar – DON’T LOOK FOR IT!
- Both Bridget’s brothers listen to the podcast. Hi Rob and Jim! Don’t tell Mom!
Download: Episode 59
Episode 44: Emergency Trousers the Third – Close Encounters of the 12 Inch Kind
by Bridget on May.03, 2009, under podcasts

Episode 44 of Emergency Pants is an Emergency Trousers edition! Bridget and Shane are joined by Friend of the Show Jamie: Bridget’s brother from a European mother, bad mother fucker, and former wonderboner.
- Sausages! Yum!
- Jamie makes some interesting fashion choices.
- We suck at compliments, part three.
- Getting angry at hairstyles.
- Special greetings from Jamie for some of our listeners – Eeeeeeee!
- Bad news: no new You Look Nice Today. Good news: Merlin Mann supplied awkward boners – hurrah!
- Mr X Stitch adds a new post – NSFW Saturdays!
- My First Dictionary – go there. Seriously.
- Bridget recounts the “box incident.” And no, not that kind of box, Shane. *sigh* See some of the crap that was in the box here and the itemized list of the crap here.
Download: Episode 44
Episode 29: Emergency Trousers II: Electric Boogaloo
by Bridget on Jan.27, 2009, under podcasts

It’s the second international edition of Emergency Pants! Bridget’s brother from a European mother and Friend of the Show Jamie joins us via the interwebs. Topics covered:
- Jamie’s past life as a wonder boner
- Tonight’s vocabulary word is felching
- Shane has 5 computers!!!
- HR secret codes
- Listener love! Thanks to Cheryl and iTunes 5 star reviewer!
- What if the grab-ass couple were hot?
- Jamie recites some touching urban poetry, reducing Bridget to tears
Check out this Snuggie parody brought to our attention by listener Cheryl!
Review us on iTunes – or not. It’s cool. We don’t want to pressure you, baby. We could just cuddle in our underwear.
Download: Episode 29
Episode 22: Emergency Trousers
by Shane on Dec.09, 2008, under podcasts
Episode 22 takes us across the pond (via the interwebs) to talk with our special guest, MrXStitch! We discuss the differences between British and American culture. And by “culture” we mean “swear words.”
Also covered, conkers, and the ridiculousness that is snuggies.
Download: Episode 22 – Emergency Trousers

