Emergency Pants

Episode 79: It’s the Kelly and Joe show, with 100% more Kelly and Joe!

This episode was so much fun, I barely remember what we talked about! I do remember this, though:

Have you given up on living like a normal human being? Then go get a Dreamie. And a failure pile in a sadness bowl.

Download: Episode 79

Episode 69: Tonight’s episode was recorded at Schropshire Lodge, Near Wallingham, Blethington, West Hamptishiretinfinlinton, just past the three bagpipers, Scotland.

• Doctor’s waiting rooms often lead to hilarity
• Shane got a shake weight!
• I wouldn’t say no to a crepe, but what I REALLY need is a spanking.
• The Consumerist is required reading
• Jim is shirtless and smeared with peanut butter, but it’s not what you think!
• The Scottish Poet McTeagle – steroetypes are fun!
• And because it’s episode 69… here.

Download: Episode 69

Episode 55: Afternoon Delight!

• Shane makes Washington, D. C. a very lucky lady
• Warner Brothers cartoons. We miss them!
• Shane wants to abduct himself
• Look at these fucking hipsters.
• Penny Skatt rolls Bridget. Those guys need to put their shirts back on! And stop showing me your O face! Gross!
• Bridget is at peace with her unemployment
• Our cover art this week is from this t-shirt. Buy it when it’s back in print!

The really big shew is on it’s way, people – probably the last week of July. So we want to hear from YOU – Ben, Liz, John and Penny, Laura and DJ, Rachel and Will – and many more!

Download: Episode 55

Episode 46, in which Shane and Bridget are recording in the same room! Bridget ran away from home and THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE OMAHA! Also – the mystery episode! What conversations were actually recorded? Hard to say. Here’s what we might have talked about:

• Toilet paper
• The most unintentionally hilarious thing Jim has ever said
• Bridget visits with high school Laura, her witty husband DJ.
• Buttercup and Dumpling are adorable birdies and also objects of torture
• Grits to Glitz. We just love em!
• Bridget’s Mom is stalking Friend of the Show Jamie. Sorry, Jamie!
• Shane gets an awesome present (cover art, anyone?) created by the lovely and talented (and durty, durty girl) Ruby42!

From Shane: This episode features some pretty embarassing audio glitches due to the way we recorded the podcast (with both of us in the same room).  That’s also why it’s late going up!  Thanks for being so patient!

Download: Episode 46

Episode 38 of Emergency Pants, in which our heroes share their thoughts on manners with quiet dignity and grace.

• The best way to disable Shane
• Bridget’s bathroom horror – continued
• We say goodbye to some old friends – and by “friends” we mean “people we made fun of on the show”
• We decide who we hug, awkward or not
• Rachel’s amazing undertaking

Download: Episode 38