Episode 80: Pottycast
by Bridget on Jan.12, 2010, under podcasts
Episode 80: BEN! He draws stuff for us. He even makes us videos! And now he’s on the freaking show! And I’m abusing exclamation points as a result!
- What’s worse than the Dreamie? This thing. What’s worse than that? This thing.
- Go watch this commercial and report back!
- Thanks to Penny for telling us about the fucking weather!
- Thanks to Rose for telling us about Things I Want to Punch in the Face and Fuck You Penguin!
- Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is hilarious, especially this sheep shearing bit
- Dolomite sings!
- Hamster Talk!
Download: Episode 80
Episode 37: Randomcast
by Bridget on Mar.24, 2009, under podcasts

Episode 37 of Emergency Pants, where we talk about a lot of stuff. And things. Also, junk.
- YAY! Rachel is graduating! YAY!
- Shane discusses his arsenal and is incorrigible – these two topics are not related
- Bridget and Jamie are made famous when the Grits to Glitz girls provide a glowing review of MrXStitch! Thanks, girls!
- Bathroom hijinks and capers
- This might not have made the recording, but we love VSC and the write-up she did of Bridget!
Download: Episode 37
Episode 11: Rhymes With “Jader Toe’s”
by Shane on Aug.13, 2008, under podcasts
Episode 11 is released unto an unsuspecting public!
In this week’s episode we discuss the luxuries of a certain supermarket, the virtues of sushi and piercings, and completely fail at not talking about poop once again. And Tony** joins us again!
References (read: unpaid advertisements for) this week: Trader Joe’s and Big Brain.
In addition to new episode-y goodness, we want to remind readers that you can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail. Also, if you want to send a Trader Joe’s gift basket, money, or hookers, let us know and we’ll give you our addresses!
Download: Rhymes with “Jader Toe’s”
**may or may not be his real name.
Episode 9 – Sunshine, Lollipops, Unicorns, and Rainbows, All Getting Fucked
by Shane on Aug.05, 2008, under podcasts
Episode 9 has been released for public consumption!
In this episode, we discuss troublemaker Anthony Bourdain, inflexible noodles, stationery and office supplies, and Bridget’s mom blows our minds.
Also discussed: pooplosions, bathroom furniture, and the natural beauty of the glory hole.
Direct download: Episode 9


