Emergency Pants

Episode 80: BEN! He draws stuff for us. He even makes us videos! And now he’s on the freaking show! And I’m abusing exclamation points as a result!

• What’s worse than the Dreamie? This thing. What’s worse than that? This thing.
• Go watch this commercial and report back!
• Thanks to Penny for telling us about the fucking weather!
• Thanks to Rose for telling us about Things I Want to Punch in the Face and Fuck You Penguin!
• Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is hilarious, especially this sheep shearing bit
• Dolomite sings!
• Hamster Talk!

Download: Episode 80

Episode 37 of Emergency Pants, where we talk about a lot of stuff. And things. Also, junk.

• YAY! Rachel is graduating! YAY!
• Shane discusses his arsenal and is incorrigible – these two topics are not related
• Bridget and Jamie are made famous when  the Grits to Glitz girls provide a glowing review of MrXStitch! Thanks, girls!
• Bathroom hijinks and capers
• This might not have made the recording, but we love VSC and the write-up she did of Bridget!

Download: Episode 37

Episode 11 is released unto an unsuspecting public!

In this week’s episode we discuss the luxuries of a certain supermarket, the virtues of sushi and piercings, and completely fail at not talking about poop once again. And Tony** joins us again!

References (read: unpaid advertisements for) this week: Trader Joe’s and Big Brain.

In addition to new episode-y goodness, we want to remind readers that you can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail. Also, if you want to send a Trader Joe’s gift basket, money, or hookers, let us know and we’ll give you our addresses!

Download: Rhymes with “Jader Toe’s”

**may or may not be his real name.

Episode 9 has been released for public consumption!

In this episode, we discuss troublemaker Anthony Bourdain, inflexible noodles, stationery and office supplies, and Bridget’s mom blows our minds.

Also discussed: pooplosions, bathroom furniture, and the natural beauty of the glory hole.

Direct download: Episode 9