Emergency Pants

Episode 87: Good for what ails you!

• Bridget is slightly less of a hermit thanks to the wonderful Joe & Kelly!
• This Onion article kicked our asses
• This list of the 90 types of bitches is incomplete. Help us finish it, and add to it!
• Shane has started a new tumblr for aborted tumblr, twitter and facebook posts. Check it out or submit one yourself here!
• Bridget’s Dad makes a suggestion
• We love the unexplained! OoooooOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooh!
• Tara sent Bridget this awesome present for no good reason! What the heck? (thanks, Tara. ^_^ )

Download: Episode 87

Episode 84: This week we discover that it’s not Lupus! Here’s some stuff we talked about:

• Shawna joined us! Hi, Shawna!
• Hoodie Footie. Yeah.
• Hipster Snuggie
• Homestarrunner!
• Tony caught this ad on the Emergency Pants site. Priceless!

Download: Episode 84

Episode 80: BEN! He draws stuff for us. He even makes us videos! And now he’s on the freaking show! And I’m abusing exclamation points as a result!

• What’s worse than the Dreamie? This thing. What’s worse than that? This thing.
• Go watch this commercial and report back!
• Thanks to Penny for telling us about the fucking weather!
• Thanks to Rose for telling us about Things I Want to Punch in the Face and Fuck You Penguin!
• Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is hilarious, especially this sheep shearing bit
• Dolomite sings!
• Hamster Talk!

Download: Episode 80

Episode 79: It’s the Kelly and Joe show, with 100% more Kelly and Joe!

This episode was so much fun, I barely remember what we talked about! I do remember this, though:

Have you given up on living like a normal human being? Then go get a Dreamie. And a failure pile in a sadness bowl.

Download: Episode 79

Hey there all you beautiful people out there in podcast land! Sadly, there will be no Pants tonight, as poor Shane has the dreaded lurgy. I know, right? Send him some love, snuggies, chicken soup, and Vicks Vapo-Rub! Also, it might help if you don’t wear pants for the rest of the day today and possibly tomorrow, just to show your support. Solidarity and junk, know what I mean?

Depending on how Mr. Tungsten is doing, we might try to record later this week. If not, we both want to say Happy Holidays, and we hope each and every one of you gets your stocking STUFFED.

Oh, and here’s a funny video that Amy sent us!

Oh, and if you have an iPhone, download Words With Friends and come and play with us!