Emergency Pants

Episode 64 – We talked about stuff, figured out that Shane wasn’t recording, and then we talked about stuff again.

• PUPPY!
• Hey, British? What’s your deal? What the hell is a stone? And what does going pear shaped mean?
• Bridget begs Laura for forgiveness for not mentioning that she sent the porn candy wrapper link last week. Laura also pointed out People of Walmart before the rest of the internet descended upon it!
• Bridget: cock enthusiast. Jamie: not so much. But if you don’t pay attention to the byline at Mr X Stitch, it might seem that way!
• The longest, most ridiculous cock bit in Emergency Pants history
• LegendaryTigerHero provided tonight’s cover art, which is awesome.
• You know who else has an etsy store? MrXStitch.

Download: Episode 64

Episode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys.

• Jamie made today’s cover art! Thanks Jamie! Unrelated: visit Photoshop Disasters
• Holy crap there is a Snuggie for dogs
• Moo and oink – just watch.
• We love Emails from Crazy People and Things That Look Like Cock N Balls
• Tony and Shane are obsessed with Obsessed
• Tony makes a friend at the gym
• One man one jar – DON’T LOOK FOR IT!
• Both Bridget’s brothers listen to the podcast. Hi Rob and Jim! Don’t tell Mom!

Download: Episode 59

Episode 41 of Emergency Pants has us loving LOTS of things.

• How much do we love How Much Do We Love? So. Much.
• Green Porno is sublime
• Rose sends us goodies and is awesome
• Tara took and sent us the Ultimate Wacky Neighbor video
• Needle felting is fun! Get a kit from Tobiah Mundt today!
• How to Live with a Huge Penis and Little Donny
• Shane is bringing pussy back
• Bridget is forced to clarify her position on cock and balls

Download: Episode 41