Emergency Pants

Episode 106: Finger Milk

by Bridget on Jul.27, 2010, under podcasts

Episode 106: IT’S A KELLY AND JOE SHOW!

  • Happy Birthday, Shane!
  • Shane went to DC and met some of our awesome listeners
  • We got the best email in the world
  • Listener and kindred spirit Marshall took Furby pictures
  • That fucking What Would You Do TV show
  • Kelly recommends The Legend of Neil
  • There was a lot of other stuff, but I was laughing too hard and I forgot it.

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Episode 100: IF You Know What I Mean. *wink*

by Bridget on Jun.08, 2010, under podcasts

Episode 100: Holy crap, it’s episode 100!!!

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Episode 88: Sweater Ferrets!

by Bridget on Mar.16, 2010, under podcasts

Episode 88: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Kelly & Joe! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

  • Joe is like catnip for old ladies and Sanitation Technicians
  • Kelly discusses her baby hotel
  • The Cafeteria Files
  • Funny SNL commercials!
  • Hi, yhf!
  • Lots of other stuff, I dunno, I can’t remember everything, I’M SORRY! *sob*

Download: Episode 88

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Episode 84: A Very Special Episode

by Bridget on Feb.22, 2010, under podcasts

Episode 84: This week we discover that it’s not Lupus! Here’s some stuff we talked about:

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Episode 78: So. How ’bout Them Vikings?

by Bridget on Dec.29, 2009, under podcasts

Episode 78: Um. Yeah.

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No Pants tonight

by Bridget on Dec.22, 2009, under Blog

Hey there all you beautiful people out there in podcast land! Sadly, there will be no Pants tonight, as poor Shane has the dreaded lurgy. I know, right? Send him some love, snuggies, chicken soup, and Vicks Vapo-Rub! Also, it might help if you don’t wear pants for the rest of the day today and possibly tomorrow, just to show your support. Solidarity and junk, know what I mean?

Depending on how Mr. Tungsten is doing, we might try to record later this week. If not, we both want to say Happy Holidays, and we hope each and every one of you gets your stocking STUFFED.

Oh, and here’s a funny video that Amy sent us!

Oh, and if you have an iPhone, download Words With Friends and come and play with us!

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Episode 77: Nice Slacks, Poindexter

by Bridget on Dec.15, 2009, under podcasts

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Episode 77: Bing!

  • We discuss the new sport Vengers
  • We got that B Roll!
  • Thanks to Rose for letting us know about the Necky – for when you’re too stupid to secure a scarf around your neck!
  • Not all Japanese culture/anime revolves around tentacle porn, as jbox proves.
  • From Japan: Hard Gay. Um, yeah. NSFW.
  • Christian video game? Where do I sign?
  • Today’s cover art came from Nerd Boyfriend, a site that Bridget loves tenderly and deeply.

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Episode 59: Pants Party

by Bridget on Aug.04, 2009, under podcasts

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Episode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys.

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Episode 39: Chronic Poo-plosion Situation

by Bridget on Apr.07, 2009, under podcasts

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Epsiode 39 of Emergency Pants features our dear friend Tony** sharing a heart-wrenching tale of Chronic Poo-plosion situation, or CPS – one of our nation’s noisest and smelliest killers.

  • Tony** shares stories from his family’s visit
  • We discuss our newest fan, Rosemoo, whose lovely drawing is the cover art of this episode
  • Friend of the Show Tara points us in the direction of this awesome home-made snuggie
  • We started a flickr group to store these and other cool images – check it out!
  • We politely say “No, thank you,” to snoring and sneezing

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Episode 24: Amazing Commercial Extravaganza, Part 1

by Shane on Dec.30, 2008, under Listener Pictures, podcasts

Episode 24 explores Bridget’s and my love for shitty commercials.  We’re also lucky enough to have a listener-submitted photo from Laura and DJ.  Below is their story:

     On Friday nights, I don’t have a ride home from work so in an attempt not to use the Hauptman and O’Brien’s “Safe Ride Home” Program, I caught the bus going the opposite way, as it would be the same one I would catch home. This was a way warmer situation, if you have been hearing about Omaha weather recently. 
     DJ was on the bus, as arranged, so we went down Dodge Street and ended up getting  off at the Walgreen’s at about 31st and Dodge. We have been doing this for a few weeks, doing a chocolate run at 9pm on a Friday night. Hehe.
     We were talking about how sometimes you are just at someone’s house or a place just to be there to try something new or meet someone who you wouldn’t usually have access to. We got in the store and shook ourselves off and got more comfortable for strolling, shopping. We walked by a ShamWOW and other infomercial products so I picked up a box and said, “Wow, DJ!   It is REALLY made in Germany!” (We, of course, were referencing the Emergency Pants episode that had the ShamWOW discussion.)
     We walked on and then he said, “I don’t think we are here for chocolate, we were here to see the ShamWOW.” Then we, like giggling teenagers, took this picture for you and the Emergency Pants crew. I posed, he took the photo. 
     Merry Christmas, Emergency Pants cast and crew!! Good Luck in 2009!

 

*Laura and DJ. 

Thanks for the letter!  We cover a lot of our favorite bad commercials in this episode, plus the benefits of having a fort, and our best and worst Christmases!

If you want to check out these commercials, go to asseenontv.com!

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