Emergency Pants

Episode 106: IT’S A KELLY AND JOE SHOW!

• Happy Birthday, Shane!
• Shane went to DC and met some of our awesome listeners
• We got the best email in the world
• Listener and kindred spirit Marshall took Furby pictures
• That fucking What Would You Do TV show
• Kelly recommends The Legend of Neil
• There was a lot of other stuff, but I was laughing too hard and I forgot it.

Download: Episode 106

Episode 100: Holy crap, it’s episode 100!!!

• Williard Scott is nuts
• Bill Kurtis is awesome!
• James Earl Jones has that voice when he does every day stuff, too, you know.
• Needs to be developed: Emergency Pants drinking game. Additional: Stitching N Junk drinking game. Discuss.
• America’s Next Top Bridget’s Mom is… *drum roll* RJ from Cup of Fresh Hell podcast! YAY!
• Lookin’ at Shane’s head.
• Dreams and the problems they cause
• Father Flanagan – kind of a douche.
• Bridget’s coming out

Download: Episode 100

Episode 88: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Kelly & Joe! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

• Joe is like catnip for old ladies and Sanitation Technicians
• Kelly discusses her baby hotel
• The Cafeteria Files
• Funny SNL commercials!
• Hi, yhf!
• Lots of other stuff, I dunno, I can’t remember everything, I’M SORRY! *sob*

Download: Episode 88

Episode 84: This week we discover that it’s not Lupus! Here’s some stuff we talked about:

• Shawna joined us! Hi, Shawna!
• Hoodie Footie. Yeah.
• Hipster Snuggie
• Homestarrunner!
• Tony caught this ad on the Emergency Pants site. Priceless!

Download: Episode 84

Episode 78: Um. Yeah.

• Do you have Skype? Do you enjoy saying things? Contact us if you’re interested in joining us sometime!
• This catheter commercial is freaking us out
• So I Married An Axe Murderer is on hulu. Watch it!
• Bridget received a Midwestern greeting card from this mystery listener! Thanks, Mystery Listener!
• Do you have any burning questions for us? You can ask Bridget questions here and Shane questions here. You can even be anonymous, so don’t be shy!
• Here’s where some of Bridget’s stitches ended up.
• Hi Kym!
• Kelley had her baby! Yay!

Download: Episode 78

Hey there all you beautiful people out there in podcast land! Sadly, there will be no Pants tonight, as poor Shane has the dreaded lurgy. I know, right? Send him some love, snuggies, chicken soup, and Vicks Vapo-Rub! Also, it might help if you don’t wear pants for the rest of the day today and possibly tomorrow, just to show your support. Solidarity and junk, know what I mean?

Depending on how Mr. Tungsten is doing, we might try to record later this week. If not, we both want to say Happy Holidays, and we hope each and every one of you gets your stocking STUFFED.

Oh, and here’s a funny video that Amy sent us!

Oh, and if you have an iPhone, download Words With Friends and come and play with us!

Episode 77: Bing!

• We discuss the new sport Vengers
• We got that B Roll!
• Thanks to Rose for letting us know about the Necky – for when you’re too stupid to secure a scarf around your neck!
• Not all Japanese culture/anime revolves around tentacle porn, as jbox proves.
• From Japan: Hard Gay. Um, yeah. NSFW.
• Christian video game? Where do I sign?
• Today’s cover art came from Nerd Boyfriend, a site that Bridget loves tenderly and deeply.

Download: Episode 77

Episode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys.

• Jamie made today’s cover art! Thanks Jamie! Unrelated: visit Photoshop Disasters
• Holy crap there is a Snuggie for dogs
• Moo and oink – just watch.
• We love Emails from Crazy People and Things That Look Like Cock N Balls
• Tony and Shane are obsessed with Obsessed
• Tony makes a friend at the gym
• One man one jar – DON’T LOOK FOR IT!
• Both Bridget’s brothers listen to the podcast. Hi Rob and Jim! Don’t tell Mom!

Download: Episode 59

Epsiode 39 of Emergency Pants features our dear friend Tony** sharing a heart-wrenching tale of Chronic Poo-plosion situation, or CPS – one of our nation’s noisest and smelliest killers.

• Tony** shares stories from his family’s visit
• We discuss our newest fan, Rosemoo, whose lovely drawing is the cover art of this episode
• Friend of the Show Tara points us in the direction of this awesome home-made snuggie
• We started a flickr group to store these and other cool images – check it out!
• We politely say “No, thank you,” to snoring and sneezing

Download: Episode 39

Episode 24 explores Bridget’s and my love for shitty commercials.  We’re also lucky enough to have a listener-submitted photo from Laura and DJ.  Below is their story:

     On Friday nights, I don’t have a ride home from work so in an attempt not to use the Hauptman and O’Brien’s “Safe Ride Home” Program, I caught the bus going the opposite way, as it would be the same one I would catch home. This was a way warmer situation, if you have been hearing about Omaha weather recently. 
     DJ was on the bus, as arranged, so we went down Dodge Street and ended up getting  off at the Walgreen’s at about 31st and Dodge. We have been doing this for a few weeks, doing a chocolate run at 9pm on a Friday night. Hehe.
     We were talking about how sometimes you are just at someone’s house or a place just to be there to try something new or meet someone who you wouldn’t usually have access to. We got in the store and shook ourselves off and got more comfortable for strolling, shopping. We walked by a ShamWOW and other infomercial products so I picked up a box and said, “Wow, DJ!   It is REALLY made in Germany!” (We, of course, were referencing the Emergency Pants episode that had the ShamWOW discussion.)
     We walked on and then he said, “I don’t think we are here for chocolate, we were here to see the ShamWOW.” Then we, like giggling teenagers, took this picture for you and the Emergency Pants crew. I posed, he took the photo. 
     Merry Christmas, Emergency Pants cast and crew!! Good Luck in 2009!

 

*Laura and DJ. 

Thanks for the letter!  We cover a lot of our favorite bad commercials in this episode, plus the benefits of having a fort, and our best and worst Christmases!

If you want to check out these commercials, go to asseenontv.com!

Download: Episode 24