Emergency Pants

Episode 105: Hooooooooly SHIT!

• Wait, Wait – Don’t Tell Me is a fun podcast
• Obsessed with Obsessed
• Drunk Link
• Bridget’s internet is cuter than your internet.
• There’s two Shoedini commercials, with Gilbert Gottfried or without Gilbert Gottfried
• Bridget worked for The Swiss Colony once – not the Amana Colonies
• Check out Bad Movie Bingo
• Navy Pier is touristy. Have some fudge!

Download: Episode 105

Episode 92: Um. Yeah. So. We lost like, 45 minutes. But we sucked it up and made the best of it.

• Something Something Church Something
• Allergies provide the perfect cover-up for crying
• Rosie tells us that It’s Alright to Cry.
• Hi Adam!
• Hi Ruby!
• Hi Kelly! We hope that selfish baby gets out of your tummy soon!
• I’m not sure what else. Something about penises? That sounds right.

Download: Episode 92

Episode 84: This week we discover that it’s not Lupus! Here’s some stuff we talked about:

• Shawna joined us! Hi, Shawna!
• Hoodie Footie. Yeah.
• Hipster Snuggie
• Homestarrunner!
• Tony caught this ad on the Emergency Pants site. Priceless!

Download: Episode 84

Episode 66: We learned it from YOU, listeners! We learned it by watching YOU!

• Bridget calls shenanigans on this Miracle Whip commercial
• There was a snuggie fashion show. For reals!
• We can’t believe that somebody actually took the time to make Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus
• Psych is one of the funniest damn shows on TV. Go watch it here!
• Sween shows us all why jumping the shark should be awesome.
• Penny Nickels posted some videos that involve taste testing food bought at the asian food market. Try the Grass Jelly soda!
• Today’s cover art is courtesy of The Park Bench

Download: Episode 66

Episode 33 of Emergency Pants is filled with random goodness!

• We love PNSexplosion so much, we bought them dinner and sent them this.
• Funny fake names used in battle
• Ghosts and old people – connected?
• We share “We shall most certainly be chums” moments
• We’re just not comfortable being complimented. *squirm*
• New listener Tara! Hi Tara!

There’s going to be a giveaway at Jamie’s blog this week! The winner gets this piece of hand-crafted awesomeness. Head on over to MrXStitch and check it out! Or not. It’s cool, baby, we don’t want to pressure you. Oh, will you look at that? How did my hand get there? Oh well… should I just leave it there, baby?

Download: Episode 33

Episode 008 features a guest, Tony**, a long-time friend of Bridget and Shane.  It is also our podcast’s filthiest episode by far, and our almost-longest (second only to episode 003′s silence contest, which clocked in just under 3 hours).

In this episode: We discuss Tony’s latest road trip.  Bridget reviews our current favorite commercial, Shane reveals his new favorite word, and Tony reveals his love for urbandictionary.com.  We also discuss loads of bodily functions, invent a new super-hero, and create a new Italian restaurant.  Also featured are annoying words and phrases.

** May or may not be his real name!

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