Emergency Pants

Episode 81: But I digress.

• Ben, as Bay would say, is full of win. Witness this here and here.
• We actually like the “Too Light, Too Heavy” commercials – especially this one!
• Omaha is going to be under a lot of ice! It’ll look like this.
• Hello to Cheryl and The Fey Driver! The Fey Driver has a podcast called Pink Wheel Nuts. How awesome is that? Answer: Very.
• We discuss upcoming movies like Hot Tub Time Machine, MacGruber, and Black Dynamite.
• We discuss our favorite nutballs, the timecube guy and Jack Chick.
• Do you want to be a Line Cock?

You know you want to Episode 81. Don’t even pretend you don’t.

Episode 79: It’s the Kelly and Joe show, with 100% more Kelly and Joe!

This episode was so much fun, I barely remember what we talked about! I do remember this, though:

Have you given up on living like a normal human being? Then go get a Dreamie. And a failure pile in a sadness bowl.

Download: Episode 79

Episode 77: Bing!

• We discuss the new sport Vengers
• We got that B Roll!
• Thanks to Rose for letting us know about the Necky – for when you’re too stupid to secure a scarf around your neck!
• Not all Japanese culture/anime revolves around tentacle porn, as jbox proves.
• From Japan: Hard Gay. Um, yeah. NSFW.
• Christian video game? Where do I sign?
• Today’s cover art came from Nerd Boyfriend, a site that Bridget loves tenderly and deeply.

Download: Episode 77

Images courtesy of TheSmokingGun.com and horrible celebrity behavior.

It’s a special report from the Emergency Pants crew: ShamWow and Slap Chop salesman Vince Shlomi (I KNEW his name wasn’t really Vince Offer!) got himself in some trouble. Thanks to Sid, Rachel, and Chedderfish for bringing this to our attention! Thanks also to The Smoking Gun website for giving us all the gory details.

Download this Emergency (Pants) Podcast: ShamWowch!