Emergency Pants

Episode 98: We’re sorry and junk!

Oh my god, you guys! We have guests! KELLY AND JOE! Oh, and their kid. Steve. Sam. Shawn. SETH. ANYWAY. Tonight we discussed:

• Cheese Nips
• Balls
• Poop
• Steak
• Steak
• Small amount of peas
• Air conditioning
• Bridget’s Mom

Download: Episode 98

Episode 55: Afternoon Delight!

• Shane makes Washington, D. C. a very lucky lady
• Warner Brothers cartoons. We miss them!
• Shane wants to abduct himself
• Look at these fucking hipsters.
• Penny Skatt rolls Bridget. Those guys need to put their shirts back on! And stop showing me your O face! Gross!
• Bridget is at peace with her unemployment
• Our cover art this week is from this t-shirt. Buy it when it’s back in print!

The really big shew is on it’s way, people – probably the last week of July. So we want to hear from YOU – Ben, Liz, John and Penny, Laura and DJ, Rachel and Will – and many more!

Download: Episode 55

Episode 10′s content was recorded along with Episode 9‘s, however due to length we had to break ‘em apart (that’s what she said). I was going to wait a few days to let Ep 9 sink in good and deep, but this stuff is just too funny to sit on (that’s what she said).

Enjoy Episode 10, in which we discuss archaic terms for punishment, license plates, cat balls, and horse jizz.

Direct download: Episode-010