Emergency Pants

Episode 102 has negatively effected our lives in the following ways:

• We say air hair lair to Clair and David
• We discuss Shane’s bed
• Shout out to RJ and Chris at Cup of Fresh Hell
• Shae is reading bad books
• Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is awesome
• Bridget and the security guard at work
• Use the Bureau of Communication for all of your apology needs
• Ruby42‘s cross stitch is purchased by Kat Von D and we worry that it might need an intervention

Download: Episode 102

KAT VON D CALL ME!

Episode 83: Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Accidental Ham Ingestion and their new album, Bone-In!

• We’ve been sickie-poos!
• Bridget had an interview!
• Check out these ridiculous skymall items
• And this storage container commercial that relies on laziness and stupidity!
• We’re on tumblr. Are you? Follow us! Bridget, Shane, Jamie, Alissa, Ben and Shae await!
• Rambling and junk. You know. Stuff and things.

Download: Episode 83

Episode 79: It’s the Kelly and Joe show, with 100% more Kelly and Joe!

This episode was so much fun, I barely remember what we talked about! I do remember this, though:

Have you given up on living like a normal human being? Then go get a Dreamie. And a failure pile in a sadness bowl.

Download: Episode 79

More anniversary/birthday goodness, headed your way.

Can you believe we made it a whole YEAR? Tony, Shane, and Bridget read your emails, listen to your messages, and play some of your favorite bits from the podcast. Join us on this trip down memory lane, won’t you? Thank you!

Thanks to all of our listeners, you guys are all swell. Your hair looks terrific!

Special thanks to:
Keri, who is always on the podcast – IN OUR HEARTS.
Amy and Bay at Grits to Glitz
Nessa at Stars and Tartan
Jamie aka Mr X Stitch
Rosemoo
Jodi
Shaebay
Chedderfish
High School Laura and her husband DJ
Custardfairy
Tara
Ben

Download: Episode 58

It’s here! It’s here! The really big shew! So big, we’re breaking it down into manageable, bite-sized pieces.

Can you believe we made it a whole YEAR? Tony, Shane, and Bridget read your emails, listen to your messages, and play some of your favorite bits from the podcast. Join us on this trip down memory lane, won’t you? Thank you!

Thanks to all of our listeners, you guys are all awesome. And you SMELL fantastic!

Special thanks to:
Keri, who is always on the podcast – IN OUR HEARTS.
Amy and Bay at Grits to Glitz
Nessa at Stars and Tartan
Jamie aka Mr X Stitch
Rosemoo
Jodi
Shaebay
Chedderfish
High School Laura and her husband DJ
Custardfairy
Tara
Ben

Download: Episode 57

Episode 50 of Emergency Pants is dedicated to stuff we love: our listeners, weird links, and the Internet.

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KERI!
• Shane is giddy over his new job
• We get links to someone falling in a hilarious fashion from Julie, Drunk History from Penny, and Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid? from Liz. Thanks, ladies!
• Jodi loves us! A lot! Go read about it here!
• Rose loves us, too! Lookie here!
• An artist that Bridget loves loves Bridget back! Eeeeeee!
• Ben made some Midwestern Greeting Cards , which we love. Thanks, Ben!
• We discuss why we love the internet. Bridget is nerdy enough to have a flickr tag dedicated to it!
• Shane admits he needs the Birdhouse iPhone application!

Download: Episode 50!

Episode 44 of Emergency Pants is an Emergency Trousers edition! Bridget and Shane are joined by Friend of the Show Jamie: Bridget’s brother from a European mother, bad mother fucker, and former wonderboner.

• Sausages! Yum!
• Jamie makes some interesting fashion choices.
• We suck at compliments, part three.
• Getting angry at hairstyles.
• Special greetings from Jamie for some of our listeners – Eeeeeeee!
• Bad news: no new You Look Nice Today. Good news: Merlin Mann supplied awkward boners – hurrah!
• Mr X Stitch adds a new post – NSFW Saturdays!
• My First Dictionary – go there. Seriously.
• Bridget recounts the “box incident.” And no, not that kind of box, Shane. *sigh* See some of the crap that was in the box here and the itemized list of the crap here.

Download: Episode 44

It’s Episode 30 of Emergency Pants – it’s a little long, but we heard you like it that way.

• Shane represents at the Omaha Tweetup!
• Snarky Cards!
• Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals!
• Pat McCurdy is awesome!
• The funniest text message Bridget ever received!
• Shane and Bridget are censored!
• Even yet still more listener love – thanks for the reviews and comments!
• Excessive use of exclamation points!
• Jamie sums Bridget up in his blog!
• The big, bulging, veiny euphemism contest!

That’s right, we’re having a contest, people. Send us your favorite euphemisms. Multiple entries are welcome, and, in fact, encouraged (seriously, they’re not a myth.) You can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail.com, leave us a voicemail on Skype – emergency-pants.net – or leave a comment on the site to participate.  A winner will be selected and Bridget will design a stitch based on the winning phrase – and hey, if the winner wants it, we’ll even send it to them! Or not. We don’t want things to be weird between us. We’ll move as slow as you want us to, baby.

Like the show? Let us know! Leave us a review on iTunes or comment on our site! We think that kind of thing is super cool – like you.

Download: Episode 30