Episode 45: 15 Pounds of Crap in a 5 Pound Bag
by Bridget on May.05, 2009, under podcasts
Episode 45 of Emergency Pants is filled, stuffed, and packed with all kinds of crazy crap. Then we tamped it down and added more.
- The unwashed man leaves nothing behind but the rank smell of balls
- Our listeners rock, including Rachel, who took this picture, Penny, who sent Crying While Eating, and Kelley, who sent Cat Ladies and Laser Portraits.
- Bridget’s former bathroom nemesis is given a moniker – the Shameless Shitter.
- We are going LOL-less. Join us if you’re willing, call us out if we stray. We can DO this, people!
- Bitches get served in meetings and we revel in schadenfreude
- Bridget sings the “I told you so” song
- Effingboring gets stitchy!
Download: Episode 45
Episode 44: Emergency Trousers the Third – Close Encounters of the 12 Inch Kind
by Bridget on May.03, 2009, under podcasts
Episode 44 of Emergency Pants is an Emergency Trousers edition! Bridget and Shane are joined by Friend of the Show Jamie: Bridget’s brother from a European mother, bad mother fucker, and former wonderboner.
- Sausages! Yum!
- Jamie makes some interesting fashion choices.
- We suck at compliments, part three.
- Getting angry at hairstyles.
- Special greetings from Jamie for some of our listeners – Eeeeeeee!
- Bad news: no new You Look Nice Today. Good news: Merlin Mann supplied awkward boners – hurrah!
- Mr X Stitch adds a new post – NSFW Saturdays!
- My First Dictionary – go there. Seriously.
- Bridget recounts the “box incident.” And no, not that kind of box, Shane. *sigh* See some of the crap that was in the box here and the itemized list of the crap here.
Download: Episode 44
