Emergency Pants

Episode 109: THIS IS EMERGENCY TROUSERS PEOPLE! This episode contains 100% more Jamie – IN BRIDGET’S HOUSE!

I’ll be honest. I don’t have any notes. Sorry. Go listen to this slowed down Justin Bieber song and maybe it will help.

Download: Episode 109

Episode 106: IT’S A KELLY AND JOE SHOW!

• Happy Birthday, Shane!
• Shane went to DC and met some of our awesome listeners
• We got the best email in the world
• Listener and kindred spirit Marshall took Furby pictures
• That fucking What Would You Do TV show
• Kelly recommends The Legend of Neil
• There was a lot of other stuff, but I was laughing too hard and I forgot it.

Download: Episode 106

• God smited us. Smited? Smote? Smote. Anyway, he totally smote us! TWICE!
• Lindsay is back! DAMN YOU, LINDSAY!!!!
• Rose made us aware of Personal Furnishings and THEN made us aware of this video! We love you, Rose.
• Shane invents the best furniture store in the history of time
• We say hi to Joe! Also, Joe’s wife!
• Shane’s favorite Family Guy moment, for your enjoyment, here.
• Ahahahahahaha, Pony Party! ^_^

Download: Episode 73

Episode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys.

• Jamie made today’s cover art! Thanks Jamie! Unrelated: visit Photoshop Disasters
• Holy crap there is a Snuggie for dogs
• Moo and oink – just watch.
• We love Emails from Crazy People and Things That Look Like Cock N Balls
• Tony and Shane are obsessed with Obsessed
• Tony makes a friend at the gym
• One man one jar – DON’T LOOK FOR IT!
• Both Bridget’s brothers listen to the podcast. Hi Rob and Jim! Don’t tell Mom!

Download: Episode 59

Episode 52, in which Bridget breaks down over the lack of response from the listeners and Shane asks you to just *look* at what you did!

• Shane needs a badass nickname, preferable one that will make a badass acronym
• Sutrannu made Shane – with spikes!
• Johnny Murder wrote a song about Ghost Sex that is awesome
• We love Keyboard Cat! Especially when he accompanies Hall and Oates or Usher!
• Food Network’s foul temptress, Giada De Laurentiis; also the Neelys are totally gonna do it on TV!
• Bridget apologizes to frogs
• Mimi made this and made Bridget cry (in a good way)
• Rachel and Will sent Bridget a care package filled with Pain and this awesome stitch – thanks guys!
• One more time – Pain. Go listen to them. We LOVE THEM. We’re playing Antidote for you in the podcast. You are welcome.
• Excuses are hilarious
• Ah, sweet Rose. You know what you did. Thanks!
• Blog love for Bridget!

Don’t forget – we’re planning an awesome anniversary show and we want to hear from YOU! Call Emergency-pants.net on Skype and leave a message or email us at emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com. Tell us your favorite story or moment of the podcast so far. Then we’ll play/read it during the super awesome one year anniversary extravaganza!

Download: Episode 52