Emergency Pants

Episode 70: You know. That one. With the thingie. And stuff. You KNOW.

• Shane has trombone legs after a strenuous workout at the gym. DAMN YOU, LINDSEY! *shakes fist at sky*
• Send us stuff with You Send It! Or don’t. It’s cool. We don’t want to pressure you, baby.
• Yay for DJ Yoda! Especially this!
• Yay for DJ Mike Relm too!
• Rose sent us a link to these Star Wars dog costumes. Discuss.
• Shane’s cat Maus is special like this cat except even more awesome!

Download: Episode 70

Episode 47 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes picking up the pieces after and angry confrontation. Or not. Probably not.

• Bridget is snotty. Snooty? Snotty.
• We’re funny!
• Awkward Family Photos – thanks Liz!
• Shane has an awesome thing happen
• Bridget’s Mom is stalking Friend of the Show Jamie – except we actually tell the story this time
• Midwestern greeting cards
• Bridget’s not so excellent transit adventure
• Tighten Up! We’re gonna make it mellow for you by telling you to go watch this video.

Download: Episode 47

Episode 32 of Emergency Pants brings the euphemism contest to a close. We can’t tell you how much fun this was for us, mostly because we are still laughing. Thanks to all of our awesome listeners who participated!

• A winner is chosen! Who will it be? It’s a mystery! Unless you look at the title of this episode, that is.
• Amy from Grits to Glitz and listeners Lia and Lukas throw their euphemisms in the ring. Thanks, guys!
• Alissa LISTENED! Hi, Alissa!
• Bridget is accused of conducting outbound phone sex
• Jim is filled with awesome and win
• Twitter incidents
• Bridget realizes that she is a clown, and that she is perfectly okay with that.

Bridget is now doing regular posts at MrXStitch’s blog! (That’s Jamie, people!) Drop by and show your support – or not. We don’t want to pressure you, baby. Why don’t we just sit here with the lights off and watch 9 and 1/2 Weeks instead?

Wow, your hair smells great. *sniff*

Download: Episode 32

Episode 28 – the episode so nice, we decided to record it TWICE!

Tonight we discuss:

• YogaToes, Easy Curves and Cheers To You – provided by official Emergency Pants Researchers Rachel and Keri.
• Dudes crying.
• Bridget twitters about her day, even if it might get her grounded.
• An update on the grab-ass couple - it’s really them! – especially for Kelley.
• Shane attempts a solo podcast.

Episode 27 features a rare glimpse into the minds of Bridget and Shane, only to come up with one thing:  They love farts.

They also cover the following: 

• Public Grabass
• Tiddy Bear competitor “Snadge Elephant”
• Reading Twitter in the Bathroom
• Broken Sound Equipment (Pisses Me Off!)