Episode 92: What Did You DO, Ray?
by Bridget on Apr.13, 2010, under podcasts
Episode 92: Um. Yeah. So. We lost like, 45 minutes. But we sucked it up and made the best of it.
- Something Something Church Something
- Allergies provide the perfect cover-up for crying
- Rosie tells us that It’s Alright to Cry.
- Hi Adam!
- Hi Ruby!
- Hi Kelly! We hope that selfish baby gets out of your tummy soon!
- I’m not sure what else. Something about penises? That sounds right.
Download: Episode 92
Episode 91: Dick Move, Pelican. Dick Move.
by Bridget on Apr.06, 2010, under podcasts
Hey. Hey. Hey. C’mere a minute. I wanna show you something. It’s EPISODE 91!
- Old dudes dig me.
- What would you do if you were president?
- Cheryl sent us these awesome cards
- Hi, Julie!
- Keri: We are very, very, very sorry. Really!
- Ben made this piece of awesome inspired by last week’s podcast. Is there nothing Ben can’t do?
- The show Life has convinced us that animals are jerks
- This mating dance would be hilarious with a third wheel, wouldn’t it?
- Eagle Man. Nuff said.
Download: Episode 91
Episode 68: Three Perfect Strangers at a Time
by Bridget on Oct.06, 2009, under podcasts
Episode 68: We’re on collision course with WACKINESS!
- Please excuse Bridget’s icky voice, she has the the Dreaded Lurgy.
- Rose sent us this awesome link which provided our cover art. The hubcaps are my favorite!
- Shane is using a fancy new safety razor!
- This book talks about how things aren’t made like they used to be. Sigh.
- Bridget LOVES Glee! (Especially this clip!) Shane loves Shimmy! What’s YOUR favorite guilty pleasure tv show?
- While discussing how some female comic book heroes are the result of misogynist ideals, we create possibly the most misogynistic female superhero EVER!
Download: Episode 68
Episode 32: Lady Marma-slot
by Bridget on Feb.17, 2009, under podcasts
Episode 32 of Emergency Pants brings the euphemism contest to a close. We can’t tell you how much fun this was for us, mostly because we are still laughing. Thanks to all of our awesome listeners who participated!
- A winner is chosen! Who will it be? It’s a mystery! Unless you look at the title of this episode, that is.
- Amy from Grits to Glitz and listeners Lia and Lukas throw their euphemisms in the ring. Thanks, guys!
- Alissa LISTENED! Hi, Alissa!
- Bridget is accused of conducting outbound phone sex
- Jim is filled with awesome and win
- Twitter incidents
- Bridget realizes that she is a clown, and that she is perfectly okay with that.
Bridget is now doing regular posts at MrXStitch’s blog! (That’s Jamie, people!) Drop by and show your support – or not. We don’t want to pressure you, baby. Why don’t we just sit here with the lights off and watch 9 and 1/2 Weeks instead?
Wow, your hair smells great. *sniff*
Download: Episode 32
Episode 21 – An Act of Contrition
by Shane on Nov.25, 2008, under podcasts
In Episode 21, we shine the harsh light of truth on our pasts, and atone for the bad things we did. And, by “atone,” I mean “tell you about and laugh at.” We cover such scintillating sins as:
- Theft
- Medical fetishes
- Lying
- and Jedi Mind Tricks
Download: Episode 21
Penance
by Bridget on Jul.18, 2008, under Blog
I just listened to episode 007 of Emergency Pants and I feel there is something I need to confess. Please know that this confession is made with sorrow and with the intention of amendment.
Sometimes, when I’m recording the podcast, I cross stitch. That should help explain why you hear some shuffling in the background on my end. It also explains the buzzing you sometimes hear, as I raise and shear my own sheep to make the thread that I use in my stitching.
I’m truly sorry, and I promise to think about trying to stop doing these things while recording at some point in the near future. Maybe.
