Emergency Pants

Episode 85 guest stars ROSE! Hi, Rose!

• We all love Red Dwarf and The Mighty Boosh
• Songsmith makes us grumpy
• Shane enjoys Curling. Who knew?
• We talk about Black Dynamite, Clue, and Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Axecop – written by a kid, drawn by an adult, made of awesome.
• Rose enjoys the Cheat Commandos on Homestarrunner
• Dexter!
• Happy birthday, Alissa!

Download: Episode 85

Episode 81: But I digress.

• Ben, as Bay would say, is full of win. Witness this here and here.
• We actually like the “Too Light, Too Heavy” commercials – especially this one!
• Omaha is going to be under a lot of ice! It’ll look like this.
• Hello to Cheryl and The Fey Driver! The Fey Driver has a podcast called Pink Wheel Nuts. How awesome is that? Answer: Very.
• We discuss upcoming movies like Hot Tub Time Machine, MacGruber, and Black Dynamite.
• We discuss our favorite nutballs, the timecube guy and Jack Chick.
• Do you want to be a Line Cock?

You know you want to Episode 81. Don’t even pretend you don’t.

Episode 79: It’s the Kelly and Joe show, with 100% more Kelly and Joe!

This episode was so much fun, I barely remember what we talked about! I do remember this, though:

Have you given up on living like a normal human being? Then go get a Dreamie. And a failure pile in a sadness bowl.

Download: Episode 79

Episode 75: I *thought* I smelled cabbage!

• Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we have discovered the official game of Emergency Pants, and it is: Hot Dog Down a Hallway. If you’ve got an iPhone, go get it!
• Clair sent us this fun clip of Armstrong & Miller
• Penny sent us this robot clip – whaaaa?
• Shane loves this store!
• Aspray makes us happy AND angry!
• Operation Smile may be doing good things, but the infomercial makes us think they’re only in it for the pudding
• PNSexplosion said Bridget’s name! If they look her in the eyes and tell her she’s pretty, she might… *you* know!
• Joe’s wife Kelly asks us about leaking nipples! Wait, what?
• We have two Kellys. Hi, Kelley!
• Kitty!
• Jamie finished his awesome graffiti stitch and is in issue 221 of CrossStitcher Magazine. No big deal, though. Whatevs.
• Don’t get all worked up, but Tony** might join us next week! Eeeeeeeeeee!!!!! *faints*
• Jerkin’.

Download: Episode 75