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Feb
03
2009

Episode 30: Saucing the Taco

It’s Episode 30 of Emergency Pants – it’s a little long, but we heard you like it that way.

  • Shane represents at the Omaha Tweetup!
  • Snarky Cards!
  • Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals!
  • Pat McCurdy is awesome!
  • The funniest text message Bridget ever received!
  • Shane and Bridget are censored!
  • Even yet still more listener love – thanks for the reviews and comments!
  • Excessive use of exclamation points!
  • Jamie sums Bridget up in his blog!
  • The big, bulging, veiny euphemism contest!

That’s right, we’re having a contest, people. Send us your favorite euphemisms. Multiple entries are welcome, and, in fact, encouraged (seriously, they’re not a myth.) You can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail.com, leave us a voicemail on Skype – emergency-pants.net – or leave a comment on the site to participate.  A winner will be selected and Bridget will design a stitch based on the winning phrase – and hey, if the winner wants it, we’ll even send it to them! Or not. We don’t want things to be weird between us. We’ll move as slow as you want us to, baby.

Like the show? Let us know! Leave us a review on iTunes or comment on our site! We think that kind of thing is super cool – like you.

Download: Episode 30

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6 comments

  1. Nessa says:

    You guys are so funny! I wish my review could count as two for you :) So, I need to think about this euphemism contest. Usually I am vulgar and say the naughty words. But I think my favorite thing I have heard in a long time was refering to an anus as a balloon knot. haha!

  2. Shane says:

    Nessa, that is one of my favorites! I often threaten to punch people in the balloon knot. I prefer “brown eye” though for sexual references, e.g. “pop her in the brown eye.”

  3. Sid says:

    http://xkcd.com/540/

    Not my entry but along the right lines :D

  4. Bridget says:

    Nessa:Ha! I never heard that one before! Shocking, I know. :) This is exactly why I DON’T educate myself on urban dictionary, etc. It’s so much more fun to hear these things this way. :D

    Sid: That is HILARIOUS. I can’t decide what my favorite part is, it’s all so good – although I do get a huge kick out of the fine line between “hands on the pants” and “hands in the pants.” Thanks for posting it! :)

  5. Sid says:

    Where can I powder my nose? Decided I like that the best…

  6. Jamie says:

    I decided that anything can be a euphemism:

    Buttering your toast.
    Jugging the hare.
    Salting the ham..?

    I don’t want to win this competition, because staying up til the wee small hours to speak with you guys is a prize enough (!)
    But I do like “floating an air biscuit” and as a teen I would often invite Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters round to help me spank the monkey…

    Hey ho…

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