Episode 43 of Emergency Pants – a triumph of the human spirit!
- Beef stands are killing Chicago
- Bridget dicusses Tony’s visit in vivid and brutal detail – including a visit with the lovely and talented Patrick from PNSexplosion!
- Shane wants rats. Wait, what? Really? Okay!
- Lesbian porn embroidery caused a hub-bub over at Mr X Stitch and inspired NSFW Saturday!
- Sexy People! Go there! NOW! I mean, really! Look at THIS! And THIS!
- Amy and Bay from Grits to Glitz have a new blog called Not for a Million! Go there!
- Bridget finally shares the horror that is Yellowjacket. Sorry.
- Snarkypants is our new listener/stalker and is very funny!
- More bathroom shenanigans
Download: Episode 43
9 comments
Rosemoo says:
April 29, 2009 at 4:14 pm (UTC -6 )
It’s sort of terrifying that the picture of that woman above is now Yellowjacket in my mind. And that she’s actually wearing smiley face underwear. Do teenagers even wear smiley face underwear?
The only person I can imagine looking at those in a store and wanting them is maybe Shane.
Shane says:
April 29, 2009 at 6:03 pm (UTC -6 )
What’s wrong with that?
Bridget says:
April 29, 2009 at 6:11 pm (UTC -6 )
The only reason Shane buys underwear at all is to get the women in the store thinking about his balls. Doesn’t matter what’s on them.
Amy says:
April 29, 2009 at 8:53 pm (UTC -6 )
What *is* on Shane’s balls?
Rosemoo says:
April 30, 2009 at 6:04 am (UTC -6 )
I can see the appeal of strange women thinking about such things.
But does this woman above really want us thinking about her ladyparts?
Tony** says:
April 30, 2009 at 10:48 am (UTC -6 )
This episode was a triumph! I listened at the gym and it made me have a silly grin for my whole workout. I’d also have to contain bursts of laughter–which as you know–can produce weird facial expressions. I ended up giving one of those facial expressions in the general direction of the lady at the front desk that already thinks I hit on her because I’m nice.
Thanks Emergency Pants!
Karen says:
April 30, 2009 at 9:48 pm (UTC -6 )
Thanks for the shoutout, y’all!
Now that I’m 100% up to date with podcasts, I know that Bridget was made redundant… I’m a sad panda. Hope that you’ll be able to find something as soon as you’re ready for it… but not too much before, because, woo! Free time off!
And there’s a new piccy on my flickr that you guys will like.
Karen aka snarkypants
Kelley says:
May 1, 2009 at 4:54 pm (UTC -6 )
Stalkity stalk stalk stalk !!! There – better now ?
I have been a bad listener and commenter and I’m sorry about that. It’s crazytime in my little old house, but I ALWAYS make time for my Emergency Pants on Wednesday night. See, we have weekly dates and junk, I just never told you!
Shane – please freeze a cheeseburger and overnight it to me. Can’t stop drooling. Oh, and I love rats too – see, we’re perfect together!
Bridget – You officially went from my “pretend virtual bestie” to the most awesomest person this planet has ever known when you said it looked like I might work out – and thereby be strong. LOVING YOU A LOT TODAY.
Tara says:
May 3, 2009 at 12:25 pm (UTC -6 )
So what makes you think that if someone is writing in poo on the walls of the stall that he doesn’t touch anything else? He’s probably a nail-biter, too.