Episode 45 of Emergency Pants is filled, stuffed, and packed with all kinds of crazy crap. Then we tamped it down and added more.
- The unwashed man leaves nothing behind but the rank smell of balls
- Our listeners rock, including Rachel, who took this picture, Penny, who sent Crying While Eating, and Kelley, who sent Cat Ladies and Laser Portraits.
- Bridget’s former bathroom nemesis is given a moniker – the Shameless Shitter.
- We are going LOL-less. Join us if you’re willing, call us out if we stray. We can DO this, people!
- Bitches get served in meetings and we revel in schadenfreude
- Bridget sings the “I told you so” song
- Effingboring gets stitchy!
Download: Episode 45