Episode 45: 15 Pounds of Crap in a 5 Pound Bag


Episode 45 of Emergency Pants is filled, stuffed, and packed with all kinds of crazy crap. Then we tamped it down and added more.

  • The unwashed man leaves nothing behind but the rank smell of balls 
  • Our listeners rock, including Rachel, who took this picture, Penny, who sent Crying While Eating, and Kelley, who sent Cat Ladies and Laser Portraits.
  • Bridget’s former bathroom nemesis is given a moniker – the Shameless Shitter.
  • We are going LOL-less. Join us if you’re willing, call us out if we stray. We can DO this, people!
  • Bitches get served in meetings and we revel in schadenfreude
  • Bridget sings the “I told you so” song
  • Effingboring gets stitchy!

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  1. Tara says:

    Yey for lol-lessness! I’ve used it with a few certain people, but by and large I’m against it. I’m guilty of btw and the occasional jic, but in general I’m against it. Because I’m a jackass.

  2. Rachel says:

    Although I haven’t listened yet, I have to say something about that picture. And that is WHAT THE FUCK.

    1. Shane says:

      Raych – Can I call you Raych?

      I agree. I want to find out all the circumstances involved in that picture. Also, when I view it, my brain makes me think I smell poop.


  3. Bay says:

    OMG! Give up LOL? No! No, no!

    Seriously, I can’t give up my abbreviations. I actually do LOL and ROFL with great frequency. And OMG? I say “Oh, my God,” all the time. When I’m not saying that, I’m saying, “Oh, mah gah,” which is the same thing, but prettied up for Baptists.

    I admire your commitment to change, but I am old and crotchety, and I will take up the LOL banner and forge ahead into battle without ye!


    (ROFL and disturbing the cat)

  4. Rosemoo says:

    So P.S. That easter egg bit at the end with the singing almost made me spit limeade all over my computer.

    You guys rock.


  5. Kelley says:

    A smiley face with NO NOSE ?????? Shane, all of the sudden. I’m thinking I might have to fake break up with you. :-(

    :-) :-) :-) oh, and I do THIS too :o)

    PS: It’s so awesome to hear you guys! You make me happy. (implied smiley face)

  6. Kelley says:

    I forgot to mention that the cover art LITERALLY makes me gag. I mean how … does … that … happen …. *gak*

  7. Lia says:

    I’m going to make myself look totally stupid here……..but when *I* hear ‘AcipHex’…….it makes me think…..Das Efex.

    Ok…you can laugh at me now.

  8. leti says:

    nice flies in the ass, yeah! this phaty pooped in her pants, yugh!…

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